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A TPK Carol // D&D Parody Music Video

Happy holidays, ya nerds! Try not to get yourself toasted by a dragon this season! ► I couldn't have made this video without JESSE JERDAK! He created the terrain, printed all the miniatures, and either painted or helped me paint them!   / jessejerdak      / jessejerdak   ► Want the MP3? This song isn't going to be on streaming services — but you can get the mp3 on Patreon if you like!   / tpk-carol-mp3-59967604   ▼ CREDITS ▼ Written, Directed, and Edited by Ginny Di Music & Audio Engineering by J Blake Smith Terrain & Minis by Jesse Jerdak Winter Wolf 3D models from Velrock on Thingiverse Dragon model from KerberosFI on Thingiverse Character models from HeroForge ▼ LYRICS ▼ Dash or disengage, Take a dodge or help or hide, No matter what we did, Our whole party died! The Dungeon Master laughed As we begged her on our knees We should’ve had a plan but now We’re rolling new PCs CHORUS Oh! TPK, TPK Total party kill Grab your backup character ‘Cause this is not a drill TPK, TPK Total party kill We all failed our death saves But at least we got a thrill Our rogue was playing scout, Her cloak was her disguise But then some winter wolves Did take her by surprise Their eyes were burning blue They readied their attack And then they tore her limb from limb With tactics of the pack! (Chorus) The party hurried in The wizard raised her staff To cast her fireball On our late rogue’s behalf The wolves all aced their saves Their jaws reeking of death They froze our wizard head to toe With icy, stinking breath (Chorus) Then our barbarian Whose rage was fierce and hot She struck those wolves right down, Advancing as she fought Her axe was bloodied red They could not hold her back Until that dragon coasted in And ate her like a snack! (Chorus) ► FIND ME ONLINE: http://ginnydi.com   / ginnydi     / itsginnydi     / itsginnydi     / itsginnydi