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Top Alien General Reveals Why We Can’t Defeat Humans | HFY | Sci Fi Stories

What happens when an alien empire tries to conquer humanity… and ends up hiring them? In this unforgettable sci-fi tale, retired Zenthari war veteran Zek’tar recounts the jaw-dropping true story of how humanity turned galactic warfare into a bureaucratic nightmare, a business venture—and ultimately, a peaceful takeover. From paperwork-wielding colonists to irrigation systems that fire missiles, this HFY (Humanity, F*** Yeah) epic blends humor, horror, and awe-inspiring strategy. 🛸 Witness how humans: Weaponized clipboards and legal loopholes Defeated a 75-ship fleet with sprinklers Hijacked enemy supply lines through job offers Turned genocide attempts into live-streamed marketing events Conquered through management consulting Told through the eyes of a battle-hardened alien commander now working in galactic PR, this is the war story no one expected—and everyone needs to hear. 📌 LIKE | COMMENT | SUBSCRIBE for more interstellar HFY stories. #hfy #alien #scifi #story