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What's the smartest way you tested which family members actually loved you?

I pretended to get arrested to see who would bail me out. Three months ago I got the idea after watching my cousin get locked up for a bar fight and his parents had him out in under an hour meanwhile I'd been the family ATM for years covering my sister's car payment four months straight putting down twelve thousand for my brother's condo and lending my uncle eight grand for his landscaping business but when I needed help moving last September from a third floor walkup nobody could make it my sister had brunch my brother had work my uncle's back hurt so I started planning my revenge I called my buddy who works at the precinct and he agreed to stage a fake arrest at our family barbecue last Sunday he showed up in uniform with a patrol car read me my rights in front of everyone and cuffed me next to the grill where my dad was cooking burgers the charge was destruction of property at a local business and bail was set at five thousand dollars which I'd casually mentioned the week before at dinner that I had sitting in my savings account from my work bonus my sister was the first person to react she pulled out her phone immediately and started recording vertical video for social media this is going straight to TikTok she said actually laughing out loud like it was the funniest thing she'd ever witnessed my brother walked inside the house to grab another beer from the fridge like absolutely nothing was happening didn't even bother to ask what I supposedly destroyed or if I was okay my uncle the exact one whose entire landscaping business I funded with my own money said well you shouldn't have broken the law buddy and casually flipped his burger on the grill my mom was more worried about what the neighbors would think she told me I'd embarrassed the whole family in front of everyone on the street my dad said this is exactly what happens when you don't think before acting and he refused to even look at me just kept grilling like I wasn't being arrested ten feet away from him then about five minutes later my girlfriend pulled up in her car she wasn't even invited to the barbecue someone from my family had texted her about what was happening and she drove straight over still wearing her work scrubs from her hospital shift she came running up to the patrol car with this panicked look on her face asking if I was okay what happened are you hurt how much is the bail and when my buddy who was playing the officer said five thousand dollars she didn't even hesitate for a second I've got three thousand sitting in my checking account right now and I can borrow the other two thousand from my sister by tomorrow morning don't worry babe we'll figure this out I promise the officer staying completely in character said she could follow us down to the station to post bail but right before we drove off I looked at him and said loud enough for my entire family to hear actually officer can you take these cuffs off now and he did it right there in the driveway in front of everyone my sister's phone was still recording the whole thing and you could see everyone's faces go from confused to furious in about two seconds flat wait this whole thing was fake my sister screamed at me you just wasted everyone's entire afternoon for what exactly my brother came back outside and called me an absolute psycho said I needed professional help my uncle said I was manipulative as hell and clearly had some serious mental issues going on my mom said I'd broken her trust completely forever and how could she ever believe anything I say again my dad threatened to cut me off from the family entirely said I wasn't welcome at any family events anymore starting right now you can't disown someone you already abandoned I said looking straight at him then I turned to my girlfriend who was standing there still totally confused with her purse already open ready to pull out her debit card to bail me out you were ready to drain your entire savings account for me without even thinking about it twice I said then I turned back to my family still standing around the grill with their plates I've given you over thirty thousand dollars combined over the years fixed all your problems covered your rent your car payments your business loans all your emergencies but when I supposedly needed help the biggest help of my life you filmed it for social media content I'm done being your backup plan and my girlfriend and I walked to her car together my phone started blowing up before we even got home texts calling me ungrateful saying I was cruel voicemails saying I destroyed the family my sister texted I was dead to her my brother said I was being dramatic my uncle said family doesn't test family my parents said they raised me better but my girlfriend grabbed my hand and said you needed to know the truth we're getting our own place next month and my family can bail themselves out next time