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Hilarious Awful Country Song

Awful Country Song by Jon Courtney. I heard this performed on holiday quite a few years ago. It's from a singer called Jon Courtney, on his album His Other Side. It's a quality song by a great artist, but I haven't been able to find a record of him or his music online. If you find it, let me know and I'll add a link up. The lyrics are below: I've written here a little song; it's only short, it won't take long, it's about some gals I've known in my life. From the very first to the very last, when it's fun time goes so fast, but I still haven't found myself a wife. My first girl was very cute, my brother said she was a bute. She smiled at me and she lit up my day. But we never made no love. I swear to you on God above. She cost too much and I didn't want to pay. So along came number 2. Not as cute but I'll tell you: no girl could kiss as good as sweet young Ann. No sir. I knew something could be wrong: she had more hair than ol' King Kong. Before the snip she used to be a man. [Instrumental] As the girl was meant for me, but yet she was at number 3. She seemed al'right until we went to bed. A sweet young thing, just 5 feet tall, she had whips and chains an' all. That's just not my thing and so I fled. Well number 4 was a mistake; her mother baked her wedding cake. We'd only dated for 1 week I said. She sure was a pretty li'l thing, but still not worth no wedding ring, but her mum was cute, so I dated her instead. I know as long as I'm alive, I'll not forget my number 5: I thought when we first met she might be trash. But we got drunk and went bed. A big mistake, my doctor said. He gave me cream and that cleared up the rash. [Instrumental] 6 and 7, 8, 9, 10.... 11, 12, oh God an' then... 13 was unlucky, you'll see. She had 1 glass eye, she wore a wig, 1 false hand and a wooden leg; take that away and there weren't much left for me. So now I'm single, fancy free, that's the way that I wanna be. No more heart-aches or expensive dates. My mommas sad and so's my dad, they want grandchildren really bad, but I told them both: you're gonna hav' to wait. Now my last girlfriend, she was the worst. For her I dedicate this verse. She was a gamble... and I lost the bet. Oh she wanted children really bad. So did I, so I shouldda been glad. But she'd got pregnant the day before we met. I'm being single, fancy free, looking for the girl for me. The girl who in my heart knows she belongs. Yeewhooo. I get depressed, and I get sad, lately things have got so bad, that I've been writing awful country songs. I get depressed, and I get sad, lately things have got so bad that I've been writing awful country so-ongs. Yeewhooo.