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The Colorectal Surgeon Song

The Colorectal Surgeon Song (Working Where the Sun Don't Shine) Words and Music © George Bowser and Rick Blue (Bowser and Blue) SOCAN We praise the colorectal surgeon Misunderstood and much maligned Slaving away in the heart of darkness Working where the sun don't shine Respect the colorectal surgeon It's a calling few would crave Lift up your hands and join us Let's all do the finger wave When it comes to spreading joy There are many techniques Some spread joy to the world Others just spread cheeks Some may think the cardiologist Is their best friend But the colorectal surgeon knows He'll get you in the end Why be a colorectal surgeon? It's one of those mysterious things Is it because, in that profession There are always openings? When I first met a colorectal surgeon He did not quite understand I said, "hey - it's nice to meet you But, do you mind if we don't shake hands?" He sailed right through medical school Because he was a whiz But he never thought of psychology When he read "Passages" A doctor he wanted to be For golf he loved to play; But this is not quite what he meant By eighteen holes a day Respect the colorectal surgeon Here and now we'll raise a glass For the rectal surgeon, like the rectum Can tell a liquid from a gas We praise the colorectal surgeon Misunderstood and much maligned Slaving away in the heart of darkness Working where the sun don't shine