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Welcome to Australia - Comedy Country Song - Terry Bennetts

Welcome to Australia - Comedy Country Song - Terry Bennetts ‘Welcome to Australia’ was written after a holiday to Europe where so many folks over there said they wouldn’t travel to Australia because of all the dangerous creatures we have here. They said we have the most poisonous spiders and snakes as well as crocodiles, sharks, box jelly fish etc so were staying well away.The comedy song has done well on the Australian CM Charts spending many weeks in the top ten reaching number #2. The song features Terry Bennetts – Songwriter, Guitar and Vocals, Ian Simpson – Banjo, Mark Donohoe – Upright Bass, John Bennetts – Drums and Chris Murphy – Backing Vocals and is off Terry’s Album ‘A Fortunate Life’. Welcome to Australia Lyrics: Written and performed by Terry Bennetts WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA, THE LAND OF THE KANGAROO THERE’S BILBY’S KOALAS AND QUOKKA’S, WOMBATS AND WALLABY’S TOO NOW WITH ALL THESE LOVABLE LOCALS, I FIND IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND WHY SO MANY FOLKS FROM OVERSEAS, ARE SO AFRAID OF OUR LAND COULD IT BE THE BLUE RINGED OCTOPUS, THAT FILL YOU ALL WITH DREAD FOR WITH ONE TINY LITTLE BITE, YOU COULD END UP……. DEAD AND IF YOU TRAVEL WAY UP NORTH, AND BY THOSE RIVERS YOU SHOULD STROLL DON’T DIP YOUR TOES IN THE WATER THERE, OR YOU’LL BE DOING THE CROCODILE ROLL YOU’LL BE DOING THE CROCODILE ROLL AND THEY TELL US THAT OUR SPIDERS, ARE THE DEADLIEST AROUND THEY’LL BE IN YOUR BOOTS, UNDER THE TOILET SEAT OR LITTLE BURROWS IN THE GROUND WE HAVE THE WHITE TAIL, FUNNEL WEB AND THERE’S REDBACKS HERE GALORE AND WITH A BITE AS NASTY AS A TIGER SNAKE, IT’S LITTLE WONDER YOU FEAR OUR SHORES IT’S LITTLE WONDER YOU FEAR OUR SHORES AND WHEN IT COMES TO SNAKES IN AUSTRALIA. WE HAVE MORE THAN OUR FAIR SHARE AND IT DOESN’T MATTER WHERE YOU TRAVEL. THE SLIMEY BUGGERS ARE EVERY WHERE THERE’S A HUNDRED AND FORTY SPECIES, FOR YOU TO GIVE A WIDE BERTH AND WE CAN NAME FOR YOU, QUITE A FEW, OF THE DEADLIEST HERE ON EARTH THEY’RE THE DEADLIEST HERE ON EARTH AND IF YOU VENTURE INTO OUR OCEANS, NOW THERE’S ANOTHER WINNER WE HAVE SIX METRE LONG WHITE POINTER SHARKS, THAT WANT YOU FOR THEIR DINNER THERE’S STONE FISH, SEA SNAKES AND THE FEARED BOX JELLY FISH SO DARE TO SWIM IN OUR OCEANS BLUE, IF EUTHANASIA IS YOUR WISH IF EUTHANASIA IS YOUR WISH SO WHEN YOU’RE THINKING OF AUSTRALIA, AND SOME CREATURES WHO SEEM UNKIND YOU’LL MAY TELL US TO TAKE OUR HOLIDAY PACKAGE, AND SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE BUT PLEASE COME TO AUSTRALIA, THE LAND OF THE KANGAROO WE’RE SURE YOU’LL MAKE IT HOME ALIVE, AND COME VISIT AGAIN REAL SOON WELL WE’RE FAIRLY SURE YOU’LL MAKE IT HOME ALIVE, COME VISIT AGAIN REAL SOON WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA FOLKS  Welcome to Australia - Funny Country Song - Terry Bennetts #FunnyCountrySong #ComedyCountrySong