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Medic 101: The Vita-Saw

The VITA-SAW is not just a MEDIC MELEE, it’s a PHILOSOPHY. A BLOOD CONTRACT. It doesn’t just let you keep Über when you die, it lets you transcend death entirely. Every swing siphons off fragments of your SOUL, storing them in that little green vial like horcruxes for the clinically insane. You think you understand this weapon? YOU HAVE NO IDEA. Listen. When I use the Vita-Saw, I don’t die. I TRANSFER REALITY. I wake up in cp_foundry, but it’s on fire. Everyone’s a Medic. No voices. Just taunt sounds in reverse. I collect organ charges, but I’m not healing anymore. I’m remembering. WHY DO THE ORGANS STAY??? Where is Valve getting the extra organs from? WHY CAN I KEEP 15% ÜBER IN MY BACK POCKET LIKE A LUNCHABLE??? Do you know what happens when you die holding four organ charges on KOTH_HARVEST_EVENT? The ghosts bow to you. You become the match host even in Valve servers. This is not a weapon. It’s a DEVELOPER TOOL. And what about the lore implications? The Vita-Saw is made of spare bones from the Medic’s own corpse. How many times has he died? How many times has he come back? How many of us are just copies made by the Respawn Machine while the original Medic sleeps inside Badwater Basin, hooked up to a machine that only runs on taunt energy and balancemod salt? No other class has a weapon like this. It’s not balanced. IT’S NOT MEANT TO BE. Why do you think competitive bans this thing? Because it’s overpowered? NO. Because if more people used it, they’d start seeing the console logs in their dreams. Here’s a fun fact: if you taunt with the Vita-Saw exactly 9 times on Friday the 13th in a Valve server, you’ll trigger ghostcrit.exe and hear a voice say “Die Praxis beginnt.” My HUD disappeared. My HUD disappeared. The Demo Knight mains know. They’ve seen the truth. That’s why they don’t talk. Just charge and swing. THEY KNOW IF THEY SPEAK, THE SANDVICH WILL LISTEN. COMMENT below if your Über charged itself after you died LIKE if you’ve ever kept organs that weren’t yours SUBSCRIBE before your respawn time hits 0 and you come back as the payload cart. Remember: If your Vita-Saw glows red while idle, that’s not a bug. That’s the beginning. BEAST Thumbnail art by Spoopinatural:    / @spoopinatural   Video Chapters: 00:00 - Intro 00:22 - Stats 00:58 - Quirks 02:47 - The Good? 05:02 - Problems 06:42 - Vita-Saw Moments 08:49 - Why not Ubersaw 09:23 - How Vita Can Be Useful? 13:51 - The Clip 14:51 - It Doesn't Do ANYTHING 17:25 - The Mediguns 20:15 - Vitacope 22:40 - Closing Thoughts Songs Used: 1. Timeless - Mikel 2. Smash Bros - Mikel 3. K.K. Crusin' - Helynt