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Kyle Broflovski is a Lonely Jew On Christmas - SOUTH PARK

The boys won't let Kyle join in on any of the Holiday activities because he's Jewish. Kyle sings a song about feeling lonely and left out on Christmas. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" S01 Subscribe to South Park:    / @southpark   #SouthPark #SouthParkS01 EXT. PLAYGROUND - DAY The kids all run outside, where big, beautiful flakes of snow are falling from the sky. STAN WOW! Christmas snow! WENDY Try to catch snowflakes on your tongue, it’s fun! VINCE GUARLDI piano MUSIC kicks in as all the kids catch snowflakes. A flake lands on Stan’s tongue. A flake lands on Cartman’s tongue. Kenny points his head up, but just then a bird flies by and shits in Kenny’s mouth. KENNY PLMPH!!! STAN OH SICK, DUDE!! Kyle sticks out his tongue, but- CARTMAN Hey! What the hell are you doing?! Jewish people can’t eat Christmas snow! KYLE We can too! STAN No, I think it’s against the law, dude. KYLE OFFICER BARBRADY!! Barbrady is standing in an intersection, directing traffic. BARBRADY What? KYLE IS IT ILLEGAL FOR JEWS TO EAT CHRISTMAS SNOW?! BARBRADY Yes. Kyle stares down at the ground, pouting. KYLE DAMMIT! STAN Hey, come on guys, we have to go to the mall and tell Santa Claus what we want for Christmas! CARTMAN Yeah, we’ll see you later, Kyle. Guess there’s no reason for you to come since you don’t get Christmas presents. KYLE No, but I get Hanukkah presents for EIGHT DAYS!! CARTMAN Too bad it’s usually a dreidel or something lame like that. Stan walks away from Kyle. STAN We’ll catch up with you later, Kyle. The kids all start to walk away from Kyle. KYLE Wait! I may not have Santa, but I do have Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo! The boys all stop. STAN What is this about Christmas poo dude? KYLE Mr. Hankey. He comes out of the toilet every year and gives presents to everybody who has a lot of fiber in their diet. CARTMAN Oh Kyle, c’mon seriously, you are really reaching right now. KYLE Well, you’re gonna be sorry when you see me riding around on Santa’s sleigh with Mr. Hankey, fat ass! CARTMAN (Super snooty) You’re not gonna ride on Santa’s sleigh ‘cause you’re a Jew, KYLE. STAN See ya, dude. Everyone leaves. Kyle stands there alone... Sad. Sad, soft music begins. KYLE It’s hard to be a Jew on Christmas My friends won’t let me join in any games. And I can’t sing Christmas songs Or decorate a Christmas tree Or leave water out for Rudolph ‘Cause there’s something wrong with me My people don’t believe in Jesus Christ’s Divinity I’m a Jew A lonely Jew On Christmas... Kyle walks over to where he sees children laughing and playing and sitting on Santa’s lap. Kyle watches from the distance, behind a tree. KYLE Hanukkah is nice, but why is it that Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latke. Instead of Silent Night I’m singing Ooo chach to ga vive and what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles tell me please! I’m a Jew A lonely Jew I’d be merry, but I’m Hebrew On Christmas. The song ends. Kyle slowly walks away.