🔴 LIVE - Dark Souls скачать в хорошем качестве

🔴 LIVE - Dark Souls

Welcome, fellow Tarnished— (wait, wrong game, but we’re committed now). Chosen Undead, Hollow experts, and certified cliff-diving champions… you’ve entered the arena. Today’s objective: Beat Dark Souls without becoming permanently Hollow IRL. Likelihood: approximately 0.4%. WHAT TO EXPECT FROM THIS TRAINWRECK • Panic rolls so violent they create their own gravitational field • Boss fights where I enter with confidence and exit as a fine powder • Getting invaded by someone wearing full Havel with a name like “GwynsStepDad” • Dying to fall damage from a height toddlers could survive • Opening every chest even though 97% of them are clearly mimics • Blaming latency, sunlight glare, and astrological interference for every death THE BUILD • Class: Regret Knight • Weapon: Whatever does the most damage with the least brain activity • Armor: A collection of fashion crimes held together by grass and tears • Stats: Assigned based on chat screaming, spite, or a coin flip LORE LEVEL • I will confidently mis-explain everything • All knights are Artorias • All dragons are Seath • All problems are Gwyn CHAT RULES • Backseating: fully allowed • Laughing at my failure: required • “Git gud”: blessed phrase of the First Flame • Telling me about traps only after I fall into them: traditional JOIN THE COMMUNITY Summon me emotionally in the chat or join the Discord:   / discord   SUPPORT THE MADNESS Like / subscribe / donate a Humanity to reverse my Hollowing. Each support adds +10 to my Poise (emotional stability). Let us descend into chaos. Prepare to die, laugh, and question your life choices for clicking this stream.