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12 Years of School… For THIS?!

SCHOOL TAUGHT ME NOTHING 📚😐📉 12 YEARS. OF HOMEWORK. OF POP QUIZZES. OF BEING TOLD “YOU WON’T ALWAYS HAVE A CALCULATOR IN YOUR POCKET.” LIARS. I HAVE A CALCULATOR. I HAVE A LASER. I HAVE A GPS. IN MY PHONE. 😤📱 I LEARNED PARALLEL STRUCTURE BUT NOT HOW TO PAY RENT. OR FILE TAXES. OR HAVE A BREAKDOWN QUIETLY IN A CVS. 😭 SCHOOL TAUGHT ME: – THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL 🔋 BUT NOT: – WHAT A MORTGAGE IS 🏠 – HOW CREDIT SCORES WORK 💳 – OR WHY I CAN'T STOP CRYING OVER EXCEL FILES 😭📊 INSTEAD OF TEACHING ME LIFE SKILLS, THEY SAID: “HERE’S A GROUP PROJECT.” WHICH IS JUST CODE FOR: “YOU’LL DO EVERYTHING WHILE BRIAN EATS GLUE.” 😐🖍️ I CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE BUT I PANIC ORDER FOOD WHEN THE WAITER GETS TO ME TOO FAST. WHY DIDN’T WE PRACTICE THAT?? AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE D.A.R.E PROGRAM. I STILL GOT ANXIETY AND A FREE PENCIL. DRUGS? NEVER SEEN THEM. STUDENT LOANS? A HORROR MOVIE. 🎓👻 SCHOOL DIDN’T PREPARE ME FOR LIFE. IT PREPARED ME TO HATE GROUP WORK, FEAR PRINTERS, AND ASK TO PEE. 🚽 WE SPENT 12 YEARS IN A SIMULATION. AND THEN GOT DROPPED INTO THE REAL WORLD LIKE: “GOOD LUCK. PAY BILLS. CRY QUIETLY.” 😬💸 SCHOOL TAUGHT ME NOTHING. EXCEPT HOW TO FEEL BAD ABOUT FORGETTING A POSTER BOARD. AND NOW I’M PAYING TAXES ON A DEGREE IN STRESS. 🎓📉