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They Wondered Why Humanity Built Immunity to Everything — Then Saw What We Eat | HFY SCI FI Story

They Wondered Why Humanity Built Immunity to Everything — Then Saw What We Eat | HFY SCI FI Story In this hilarious and horrifying HFY (Humanity, F*** Yeah) sci-fi story — “They Wondered Why Humanity Built Immunity to Everything — Then Saw What We Eat” — the galaxy learns that human biology isn’t a miracle of evolution… it’s a side effect of eating everything that should have killed us. When alien scientists place two humans in quarantine after witnessing their lunch, chaos erupts. Monitors explode, translators glitch, and containment alarms scream as Matteo cheerfully eats fermented cabbage and Clara unwraps moldy cheese like it’s a delicacy. What the aliens classify as bioweapons, humans proudly call “snacks.” As the alien council investigates, they discover Earth cuisine includes active bacterial colonies, fungal growths, decomposing meat, and chemical irritants—all consumed voluntarily. From blue cheese and fermented shark to ghost peppers and alcohol, the revelation shatters galactic understanding of biology. Humanity didn’t just evolve immunity; they trained their bodies to thrive on danger. Every bite, every experiment, every reckless recipe turned into an evolutionary boot camp. Now, humans are walking biochemical fortresses—immune systems fine-tuned by centuries of culinary madness. Perfect for fans of HFY, alien misunderstandings, and science fiction comedy, this story captures the chaos, wit, and terrifying genius of humankind’s relationship with food. #HFY #SciFiStory #GalacticCouncil