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The Ballad of the Woman with the Plumber's Crack - Earle Monroe

Twitter:   / earlemonroe   Instagram:   / earlemonroe   FaceBook:   / earlemonroe   Website: https://www.earlemonroe.com Also: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/ea... GooglePlay:https://play.google.com/store/music/a... Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01... Bandcamp: https://earlemonroe.bandcamp.com/albu... Starring Earle Monroe Diane Yang Kirk Nicole Burch Ellen Clifford James Lontayao Arianna Ortiz SONG: Music and Lyrics by Earle Monroe From his debut EP "With All Due Disrespect..." Song mixed and mastered by D.J. Hofer Additional Production and Recorded by Jeff J Findley Supervising Producer Arianna Ortiz Background vocals: Earle Monroe and Arianna Ortiz VIDEO: Directed by Arianna Ortiz Produced by Arianna Ortiz and Earle Monroe Shot and Edited by Eric Monjoin Lyrics Woman with the Plumber's Crack Woman with the Plumber's Crack In today’s fashion there are so few surprises I’m not Sir Mixalot I like ‘em all different sizes It doesn’t matter if you’re skinny or plump I can’t stop from staring at the split in your rump When you give us all free peaks At the cleavage between your butt cheeks Don’t look surprised or offended like you don’t know what’s up There’s practically a neon sign telling me to look at your butt Sometimes you’re chunky WWTPC Ten pounds of potatoes stuffed into a five pound sack Your muffin top’s a mushroom cloud - scary yet awesome ‘Stead of marching for peace you took the nuclear option I don't want to look, but I can't stop from checking Your ass is like a car crash, and I'm rubber-necking You don't really seem to care And all I can do is stare You’re inspired to wear ‘em low though some say you don’t deserve to That inspires me Big Mama to tell you that I lerve you Sometimes you’re very skinny WWTPC Take a tip from the big girl, have a Big Mac (eat some fatback, drink a six pack) You’re hip huggers fall off you cuz there’s nothing to grip For hip huggers to hug you you have to have hips Your lowriders show me your ass crack divine But I bet if we measured, your hips are smaller than mine Some men are attracted indubitably To women who look like they haven’t hit puberty? Hipster fashion royalty, you’re like a queen in her castle But if your pants were any lower we’d be looking at your asshole I love all of you WWTPC Now I have something to stare at instead of your rack I always get busted when I stare at your chest But your ass has got cleavage that rivals your breasts Your pants are so low, your buns are so hard With a tight little groove where I could swipe my credit card I'll take you out for a bottle of Chevis For showing me your crevice Are you even wearing panties, or are you going commando? You make me want to say “Get the butter,” just like Marlon Brando This is the ballad of the Woman with the Plumber's Crack