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Bagel Monster

A sax forward Klezmer-style kitchen comedy! Lyrics: Mix the flour, add the yeast Now we wake the bubbling beast In the bowl it starts to grow Watch the rising of the dough! It’s a bubble, it’s a wave More than any oven crave Over top and down the side Nowhere left for us to hide! Knead it! Fold it! Stop! No! Knead it! Fold it! Let it go! Higher! Higher! Oy-oy-oy! This is not a baker’s joy! Spinning in the kitchen like a white-hot sun The dough is on the move and it’s on the run! Round and round in a circle dance Give the flour and the salt a chance! It’s climbing up the wall! It’s filling up the hall! The biggest bagel-monster of them all! Run! Run! Before it’s too late! The dough is dancing on every plate! Through the window, out the door Sticky feet upon the floor Pale and heavy, white and wide Take a frantic, screaming ride! Grab the rolling pin and pray It’s gonna eat the town today Woodwind wail and violin cry Rising upward to the sky! Faster! Faster! Yeast and Master! Sticky! Ticky! Panic! Quicky! It’s everywhere! In my hair! In the air! ...Needs more salt.