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Bring Back Our Rum Comedy Sea Shanty Song

“Bring Back Our Rum” a hilarious sea shanty about the worst ship’s cook can commit — throwing the crew’s rum overboard in the name of “healthy rations.” With playful call-and-response vocals and classic maritime rhythm, this comedic pirate song follows a desperate crew surviving on water and the cook’s strange diet plans while dreaming of their lost barrels Rum. This is AI-generated music SUBSCRIBE and ring the bell 🔔 for more Sea Shanty Music Music Lyrics🎶 Oh the cook went mad on a Monday morn With a spoon like a captain’s sword He swore by the stains on his apron front There’d be “healthy rations” stored He tossed our sugar in the sea Called the biscuits “empty sin” Then he pointed at the barrel marked “For Medicinal Use” And he threw our rum all in [Chorus] Soon may the old cook answer What in the world was that disaster We’ll stand here dry and growing faster Till he brings back our rum (hey!) We’ll peel his spuds and scrub his pans We’ll even eat his diet plans Just end this drought across the sands And bring back all our rum [Verse 2] The captain tried to restore the peace With a “motivational” speech But his teeth all clicked and his eye-lid twitched From the thirst he could not beat We traded tales of phantom kegs We sniffed the deck for drops Then Billy swore he saw a cask But it was onions in a box [Chorus] Soon may the old cook answer What in the world was that disaster We’ll stand here dry and growing faster Till he brings back our rum (oh-ho!) We’ll eat our greens We’ll run the deck We’ll do his chores from stem to neck Just let one dram drip down our necks And bring back all our rum [Bridge] Three long days with water straight Had us talking to the rope We toasted air with empty cups And cheered at phantom foam So when that cook cried “Special brew!” We charged like cannonballs He served warm tea with a wink and a grin And that’s how we staged his fall (hey!) [Chorus] Soon may the old cook answer Why he risked a crew’s rude banter Now he’s tied to the pantry counter Guarding every crumb We’ll sing this song in ports afar About that tea-mad Rum-less tar And every time we raise a jar We’ll drink his share of rum #Bring Back Our Rum #funny sea shanty #pirate drinking song #comedy pirate song #rum sea shanty #pirate tavern song #sea shanty #sailor song #pirate music #nautical folk music #maritime folk #comedy folk song #sing along shanty #tavern pirate music #funny pirate music #drinking song #epic comedy shanty #AI music #AI generated music #AI sea shanty