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LIVE!!!!! - The Mike Calta Show Tuesday 2/24/2026

Hi. I’m the hypothetical new dog. Small. Energetic. Possibly a Jack Russell. Built for running, digging, chasing, and living a full, attentive life. Which is why I am formally requesting that Mike Calta not adopt me. I’ve reviewed the situation. You currently have two dogs. Lovely dogs. Dogs who occasionally look at you like, “Remember us?” Dogs who have a vet membership plan because at some point it became financially strategic. That feels… advanced. You live on a lake. There is an alligator. You believe the dogs will “just know” to stay away from it. Sir. I am eight pounds and fueled by chaos. I do not “just know” anything. You eat entire jars of peanut butter in one sitting. You panic-text your staff instead of flipping a switch. You print nightmare creatures and hide them around the house. And now you think adding “high-energy terrier” to this ecosystem is wise? I need walks. Structure. Engagement. Boundaries. You need someone to remind you to wear the brown shirt. This is not a compatible pairing. Also, let’s discuss this lake situation again. Alligator. Wild predator. Water. Me: compact and snack-sized. Your confidence in wildlife etiquette is concerning. And while I respect your belief that “the dogs will figure it out,” I do not want to be part of that experiment. Please. Do not rescue me. Rescue your current schedule. Rescue your existing dogs’ attention span. Rescue your understanding of switches. I deserve consistency. You deserve peace. The alligator deserves no new menu options. Sincerely, A Dog Who Would Like to Remain Theoretical 🐶