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Dragon Ball Z but it's ruined by AI

Join my Patreon:   / skilawai   What happens when Dragon Ball Z stops being about epic fights, transformations, and universe-ending power levels… and instead turns into the fever dream of someone who ate too many senzu beans in one sitting? That’s basically this entire video. It’s not Dragon Ball Z anymore, it’s some alternate timeline where Goku fell on his head one too many times as a child and the whole universe never recovered. The show you remember? Gone. The characters you loved? Unrecognizable. The plot? There is no plot. There’s only chaos, screaming, and the kind of imagery that makes you wonder if you should be laughing, crying, or calling a doctor. Watching this version of Dragon Ball Z feels like entering a black hole made entirely of bad decisions. Goku’s smile looks like it was drawn during an earthquake. Vegeta finally surpasses Goku, but only in the category of “most likely to haunt your nightmares.” Piccolo’s wise speeches turn into background noise that sounds like a broken microwave. And Krillin… well, Krillin doesn’t even survive the editing process. Blink and he’s gone, replaced by something with too many teeth and the wrong number of limbs. It’s still called Dragon Ball Z, but only because calling it “Unholy Energy Ball Disaster” didn’t feel quite right. The fights are no longer fights. They’re spasms of color, half-recognizable faces, and sound effects that feel like someone dropped a toaster in a bathtub. Kamehamehas are less energy blasts and more neon soup sprayed directly into the void. Final Flash? More like final headache. Spirit Bomb? Oh, the spirit is gone. Whatever energy was gathered must have been collected from the deepest corners of insanity itself. And don’t even ask about Super Saiyan transformations — hair goes in directions hair was never meant to go. It’s like an explosion in a spaghetti factory every time someone powers up. The villains don’t fare any better. Frieza looks like he’s midway through a bad Halloween costume transformation. Cell has evolved, but only into pure nonsense. Majin Buu? Imagine bubblegum chewed by a thousand people, dropped in the dirt, and then worshiped as a god. That’s him now. They don’t fight heroes, they just stand there, vibrating like cursed furniture, waiting for the next glitch in reality. And the dialogue? If you could call it dialogue. Characters open their mouths and something comes out, but it’s not words. It’s the sound equivalent of your brain buffering on a Monday morning. You think you know what they’re saying, but then halfway through you realize you’ve lost track of all language and meaning. By the end, you’re just nodding along like, “Yes, of course, that’s exactly what Goku would say while sprouting seven extra arms and melting into the floor.” But the strangest part is that the longer you watch, the more normal it starts to feel. At first you’ll laugh, then you’ll cringe, then you’ll sit back and wonder if maybe this version of Dragon Ball Z is the real one and the one you grew up with was just a polished cover-up. Maybe Akira Toriyama always meant for Goku to have three eyes on Thursdays. Maybe Vegeta was never angry, just confused about why his face kept rearranging itself. Maybe this is Dragon Ball Z stripped down to its true essence: not about saving the universe, but about embracing the fact that reality is a mistake and nobody has control over their own eyebrows. This isn’t Dragon Ball Z as you know it. It’s Dragon Ball Z as it appears in your nightmares after watching too much anime at 3 a.m. It’s the version of the show that lives in the corner of your vision when you close your eyes too fast. It’s what happens when the laws of physics go on vacation and leave the characters to fend for themselves. And yet, against all odds, it’s still entertaining. In fact, it might be the most accurate depiction of Dragon Ball Z ever created, because wasn’t the whole point always just screaming, glowing, and questioning reality? So sit back, grab your imaginary Dragon Balls, and prepare for an experience that will definitely ruin your childhood in the most spectacular way possible. This isn’t a fight for Earth. This isn’t a battle for the galaxy. This is a fight for your sanity. And you’re probably going to lose. 📢 Disclaimer: This is a parody video made purely for entertainment. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official entity. The movie is the property of its respective rights holders. This AI content is transformative and satirical in nature, intended to reimagine and poke fun—not to replace or compete with the original.