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成为此频道的会员即可获享以下福利：    / @duwen2024   禁止公私聚餐｜绝对人类首创｜独裁新高度｜Ban on Public and Private Gatherings for Meals | An Absolute Human Innovation | 在国内时，官场江湖常流传这样段子：伟大领袖教导毛主席教导我们说，干革命不是请客吃饭。伟大的无产阶级革命家邓小平同志教导我们说：干革命就是请客吃饭，不请客吃饭怎么干革命？英明神武江泽民总书记教导我们说：干革命饭是要吃的，一个人请吃一顿饭不难，难的是不断请人吃饭，这样的好同志难找呀；温文尔雅和谐导师胡锦涛同志教导我们说，我们为了干革命，不仅要要不断请人吃饭，还要吃出友谊、吃出爱情、最关键的是吃出子女。现在习核心上台13年，终于续集来了。忠诚的共产主义战士，伟大舵手、习近平同志教导我们说：爷发现你们在酒桌上根本就不是为了吃饭，就乱说了，不仅呵坨，还传老子谣言，整的官场上下乌烟瘴气，于团结稳定大局不利。个泡小子们欠收拾了。来，都给爷把嘴闭上。于是，习近平下了大决心，李强、蔡奇、李希开足马力全国上下一纸禁令，要求，为了落实中央八项规定精神，严打违规吃喝，严禁党员干部、大中小学教师、律师、国企、民企等各色有钱吃饭的人等私下聚会聚餐。有国内官员朋友就同我抱怨，说，这他妈习近平啥都管，贪污腐败不让，包二奶养小三不让、公款吃喝旅游不让，现在连私款吃喝也管起来了。这不是做官的乐趣有没有的问题，这是活着还有没有意思的问题了。做个中国人咋这么难呢？朝鲜也不敢这样吧？现在全国上下，只允许习近平铺排宴请，不允许百姓私下聚餐。这不是天方夜谭，这是你想破脑壳也想不到的壮举。咱们一尊就敢这么干！于是，全国各地区各部门积极行动起来，公安天眼、纪委大数据轮番登场，一场始料未及的，天方夜谭式前所未有的打击私下吃喝运动正在大中国轰轰烈烈展开。中国各大小餐饮企业被杀了个措手不及，哀鸿遍野、一地鸡毛。我们今天就来讨论这个话题。 In the domestic political circles, there used to be a widely circulated joke: The Great Leader Chairman Mao taught us that making revolution is not inviting people to dinner. The great proletarian revolutionary Comrade Deng Xiaoping taught us: making revolution is inviting people to dinner—how can one carry out a revolution without treating others to meals? The wise and mighty General Secretary Jiang Zemin taught us: making revolution requires eating; it’s easy to treat someone to a single meal, but the hard part is constantly treating others—such good comrades are hard to find! The gentle and harmonious mentor Comrade Hu Jintao taught us: for the sake of revolution, not only must we keep treating people to meals, but we must dine to build friendship, dine to foster love, and most importantly, dine to bring forth offspring. Now, with Core Leader Xi Jinping having been in power for 13 years, the sequel has finally arrived. The loyal Communist warrior, the great helmsman, Comrade Xi Jinping teaches us: “I’ve noticed you people at the dinner table aren’t really there to eat—you’re just talking nonsense. Not only do you talk crap, you even spread rumors about me, turning the officialdom into a foul, smoky mess. This disrupts unity and undermines stability. You brats need a good cleaning-up. Now, all of you—shut your mouths for me.” Thus, Xi Jinping made a resolute decision. With Li Qiang, Cai Qi, and Li Xi going full throttle nationwide, a sweeping directive was issued: To implement the spirit of the Central Committee’s Eight Provisions, we must strictly crack down on illegal wining and dining. All private gatherings and meals among Party members, schoolteachers, lawyers, and those from both state-owned and private enterprises with the means to dine are strictly prohibited. Some officials in China confided in me, complaining: “Xi Jinping’s got his hands in everything. He forbids corruption, bans keeping mistresses, bans using public funds for feasting and tourism, and now he’s even policing meals paid for out of our own pockets. This isn’t just about whether being an official is fun—it’s about whether life is even worth living anymore. Why is being Chinese so damn hard? Even North Korea wouldn’t dare go this far, would they?” Now across the entire nation, only Xi Jinping is allowed to organize banquets. Private dining among ordinary citizens is banned. This is no Arabian Nights tale—it’s a feat so unimaginable you couldn’t dream it up even if you cracked your head thinking. But our Supreme Leader dared to do it! So, across all regions and departments, the campaign roars to life. Public security’s surveillance systems and the discipline commission’s big data tools are unleashed in turn. An unexpected, fantastical, unprecedented crackdown on private dining is unfolding across China with great fanfare. Restaurants large and small were caught off guard. Lamentation fills the air—chaos everywhere. Today, we’re going to discuss this topic.