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World's First Edible Rosin!

The Holstein Edible Rosin is the world's first (safe to eat) rosin. That's because it's made from pure maple tree sap that we boiled for way too long (OK, Tiger King was playing and I got a little distracted). Also my shipment of beeswax from Argentina can't get delivered for like another 2 months, so we just stuck with the pure syrup. This revolutionary rosin is the first to adapt to your DNA, using our patented Holstein Dual Profile Response (we might need to fact-check that). The first tonal profile is luscious and sweet, for players looking for a big romantic sound. But by activating the second tonal profile with your saliva, the rosin transforms your playing with unparalleled grip, and sticky response that will penetrate the sound barrier. (Run for cover!) Because it’s all natural ingredients, it’s safe for kids, and they’ll be excited about practicing every day- but maybe that’s just because it’s pure sugar. Get yours now! APRIL FOOLS! (But, also, why doesn't this exist?)