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Lyrics below. Remote work is more than just a perk, it's a way of life. From being able to snack all day without judgement to working from your own couch (or bed for the more extreme remoters), there is definitely a lot to cherish from this luxury. It's still a pain in the a** to pair program though. Lyrics: Wake up 5 minutes before work I got no pants on, throw on a random shirt The office life ain’t for me For 9 to 5 this is the closest thing to being free (Chorus 2x) All my friends live in a screen Please send a link to your video stream Can’t remember the last human I’ve seen Life on a remote team Sign in for the morning meeting Cameras turned off so avatars are all I’m seeing I just need a cup of coffee and some internet Human contact, no I ain’t really into that (cause I’m not sales) Passing Jira stories, chilling with my cat on the couch Home is so cozy no I’m never going out But I could leave and run errands if I have to And I always s*** from my own bathroom I barely ever ever have to check in I can stream Netflix and eat Chex Mix Always message me on Slack if you ever want to pair and screenshare I don’t even need to be there (Chorus 2x) All my friends live in a screen Please send a link to your video stream Can’t remember the last human I’ve seen Life on a remote team Introverted while I’m working I’m not sociable If I’m job searching then this perk is non-negotiable It’s impossible for me to look presentable I don’t even own clothes that are professional I can’t let the office ping pong table distract me Rather travel do some tasks from the taxi’s backseat We hardly get together in a room But it’s all good as long as we have Zoom As long as we have memes and emojis for the group I’d probably code in C before I’d ever commute Always message me on Slack if you ever want to pair and screenshare I don’t even need to be there (Chorus 1x) All my friends live in a screen Please send a link to your video stream Can’t remember the last human I’ve seen Life on a remote team Credits: Original song: Juice WRLD - Lean Wit Me (Prod. Nick Mira) Instrumental: Reprod. by Georgie