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Tentacle trouble- Hilarious DnD Dungeon Fail Song

Adventurers, sometimes curiosity doesn’t kill the cat—it gropes the bard. This whimsical shanty recounts an unforgettable dungeon moment: the waving tentacle, the friendly response… and everything that followed. A hilarious nod to every party that ignores the obvious danger signs. Perfect for sea-themed campaigns, slapstick fails, or that one chaotic player. Comment your “we opened the wrong door” stories! 🧙 Subscribe for more bardcore chaos ⚔️ Join the Discord:   / discord   🎼 Support the project:   / thebardicdm   LYRICS : [Verse] We crept through the dungeon, torches dim low Blood on the walls, and the ceiling said "No" But I saw a glow with a curious hum And I thought, "Ooh, that looks kind of… fun?" [Prechorus] They begged me don’t touch it, they screamed “Girl, beware!” But I knocked on the door like I just didn’t care It opened with squelches, it moaned with delight And something reached out in the pale glowing light [Chorus] Tentacle trouble, I’ve made a huge mistake It winked at me—gods, it’s awake! It’s slimy, it’s squishy, it’s wrapping me tight I’m blushing and battling with all of my might Shouldn’t have touched it, should’ve understand “No!” But it gave me a wiggle and put on a show [Bridge] I thought it was treasure, I thought it was lore But it whispered, “ready?” as it tugged on my core Now my party is weeping, they’ve seen far too much The rogue lost his boots and the cleric won’t touch [Chorus] Tentacle trouble, I’ve made a huge mistake It's stroking my hair for heaven’s sake It’s pulsing, it’s purring, it’s got too much charm And frankly, it’s holding me like a weighted arm Shouldn’t have touched it, should’ve said “No!” Now I’m the bard in a squelchy show [Verse 2] I’ve learned a small lesson from this dungeon delight Never flirt with a door that’s glowing at night If it jiggles or squirms, just back up and pray But if you’re like me… you’ll do it anyway