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Baby, Let Me Explain | Arab Legends Parody

A musical crash course in Arab diva greatness — for those who think zaatar is a spice and not a lifestyle. From Umm Kulthum’s heartbreak marathon to Sabah’s 8 husbands and Fairuz’s morning prayers. This ain’t TikTok pop. This is history, drama, and eyeliner. #BabyLetMeExplain #ArabLegends #AIParody Fairuz meets Beyoncé. Oud meets drama. Full lyrics Listen babe, I know you went to ACS, Where hummus is “exotic” and Zaatar’s a guess. But I’m here to teach you, don’t be afraid— Just think Beyoncé… but in an abaya, handmade. [Verse 2] Fairuz is our morning queen, crystal clear, She’s like the Arab version of… Britney, if she were sincere. Her voice is peace, her voice is dawn— She makes you cry over birds and a lawn. (Even if you’re a Scorpio with no soul.) [Chorus] So let me break it down, ya hayete, Arab legends for your Ivy League tête. Think Umm Kulthum = Aretha with oud, And Abdel Halim? Kinda like Frank, but broody and smooth. [Verse 3] Umm Kulthum sang for hours, one song, not three— She’s the reason your teta cried in 1963. You want Mariah’s runs? She ran the whole marathon, With a glass of water and a scarf from Babylon. [Bridge – Whispered dramatic voice] “Enta Omri” means “You are my life,” And no, it’s not a pickup line from Tinder tonight. [Verse 4] Now Abdel Halim, ya rohi, he made men weep— He’s our Sinatra, but sadder, and deeper than deep. No auto-tune, just heartbreak and liver disease— Romantic, tragic—like Elvis, but with real melodies please. [Verse 5] And Sabah? Oh honey, she outlived your whole fam. Imagine Dolly Parton, but born in a Cedars program. She married eight men, wore wigs like a crown, She’s the reason drag queens in Beirut wear gowns. [Chorus] So take Justin Bieber and toss him aside, This ain’t no TikTok star who barely tried. Our singers were poets, with drama and flair, They sang about love like it actually meant care. [Final Verse] So next time you hear a oud and you ask, “What’s that vibe?” Just know it’s the sound of a thousand heartbreaks… and pride. You got Beyoncé? Cute. We got Oum Kulthum’s eyes— Which stared at Nasser and made grown men cry. [Outro – spoken in Fairuz’s ghostly voice] “Walaw habibi… do your homework.”