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How Many Sides Make A Rectangle Rizz? Giraffe You Moron | Rizzuto Show Daily Comedy Podcast

Welcome back to your favorite FULL EPISODE daily comedy show, where compassion meets chaos and somehow ends with Daddy’s pommel horse. This episode kicks off with Rafe’s Emmy-deserving (self-awarded) E-Memoriam segment featuring a fictional commercial for “Dementia Village” — a place where we don’t correct you, we commit to the bit. It’s heartfelt. It’s unhinged. It’s possibly a figment of your deteriorating temporal reality. The gang spirals into a very real existential crisis wondering if they’re currently hosting a radio show… or just screaming into the void of a nursing home recreation center. Either way, traffic is light and the martinis are on the house. Then we pivot hard into Olympic Village running out of condoms — because nothing says international unity like elite athletes discovering the supply chain can’t keep up. The torch is lit. The bodies are fit. And apparently everyone is riding Daddy’s pommel horse. Is it sports coverage? Technically. Is it mature? Not even a little. This is your warning. As if that wasn’t enough, the Horse Boys prophecy returns. Three astrological portals are open. Fire Horse. Earth Horse. Ring of Fire eclipse portal. The universe is apparently slapping the guys on the hindquarters and yelling “LET THEM GALLOP.” Sponsors beware. Enemies get bucked off. It’s cosmic horsepower in its purest, dumbest form. And because we’re nothing if not intellectuals, the episode wraps with a surprisingly thoughtful (yet still ridiculous) breakdown of profanity stigma. Is swearing a sign of weak character? Or are we just emotionally articulate with flair? Science says one thing. George Carlin says another. The Rizz Show says… context matters, baby. It’s heartfelt. It’s inappropriate-adjacent. It’s philosophical in the dumbest possible way. In other words, it’s exactly what you expect from a daily comedy show that thrives on pop culture commentary, ridiculous hypotheticals, and St. Louis morning show chaos. If you came for serious journalism… you took a wrong turn at the portal. If you came for laughs, existential dread, and Olympic-level nonsense… welcome home. This daily comedy show continues to prove that no topic is too sensitive, too cosmic, or too athletic to be overanalyzed by Rizz and the gang.