Zach Randolph 35 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/8/2017) скачать в хорошем качестве

Zach Randolph 35 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

I had a pretty funny storyline going where Zach Randolph was some kind of Krispy Kreme donut fiend whose only purpose in life was to acquire Krispy Kreme donuts. For some reason, I didn't feel like writing another installment of that storyline for this video, but, to atone for that mistake, I'm giving you this bonus vignette: -- Zach Randolph took two of the boxes, from which the warm smell of glaze and fresh-fried dough emanated, and sandwiched his head with them. The sensation of closeness with his most favorite baked goods was intimate to the point of sexual arousal. As his Kings teammates watched uncomfortably, he shucked off his game jersey and stood there in a pair of too-tight undershorts, for this was the way he preferred to enjoy his donuts. "You gonna share those?" asked George Hill. Zach didn't even hesitate in his reply. "No," he said simply, as he opened a box, grabbed a donut, then pulled forward the waistband of his shorts and dropped the steaming confection in. He giggled at the forbidden feelings of the gooey glaze touching his sensitive flesh. "These are mine." -- Original description below: -- Sacramento was tonight the location of a momentous battle between the Kings’ present, Zach Randolph, and the Kings’ past, DeMarcus Cousins. The Kings’ future, Skal Labissiere, was not present because he was banished to the D-League for sleeping with Dave Joerger’s wife. So who came out on top in this battle of Kings legends? Was it Cousins? Was it Randolph? Was it some unknown third party? In the following paragraphs, I will attempt to determine, using only facts combined with the precepts of logical thinking, who the superior player was tonight. MAN BOOBS: Cousins pectoral muscles are fairly well defined, and any minor moobage he has is well contained by his jersey. Randolph’s moobs, on the other hand, are perky and well-defined. His headlights are often in the “on” position, as the kids say. Advantage: Randolph. TEAM VICTORY STATUS: Cousin’s team lost, and Randolph’s team won. That’s all there is to it. Advantage: Randolph AFFECT ON TEAM MORALE: Randolph is a veteran’s veteran, a player who has seen enough of the league that he can offer sage advice on any topic. He is willing to play limited minutes if the coach decides that the young ones need to play more, without complaint. Cousins, well, we know all about the locker-room cancer he spreads with his pouting, lack of effort, and temper tantrums. Advantage: Randolph SUSCEPTIBILITY TO BEING THREATENED BY TEAMMATES: Cousins is not at all susceptible to being threatened by fellow team members. In fact, he is usually the one doing the threatening. Case in point: the time he made Nik Stauskas cry. Randolph, while he was on the Jail-Blazers, broke Ruben Patterson’s eye socket with a punch and was so scared that Patterson would exact revenge by shooting him that he hid in a teammate’s house for several days. Advantage: Cousins POINTS: Randolph had 35 points tonight, which is a lot. Cousins had 38 points tonight, which is also a lot. Both point totals are “a lot”, and I can’t figure out any other way to differentiate them. Advantage: Nobody NACHO CHEESE: Everyone agrees that nacho cheese is really great, but Cousins is the only one of the two who, to the best of my knowledge, took a shower in the stuff. Advantage: DownToBuck is munching on a big plate of primo nachos right now. DTB’S INCONTROVERTIBLE CONCLUSION OF ULTIMATE FACT: Zach Randolph is BETTER than DeMarcus Cousins, now and forever. -- All clips property of the NBA. No copyright infringement is intended. If you enjoyed this video, please consider donating to my Patreon. YouTube doesn't allow me to collect ad revenue from my videos.   / downtobuck