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Jean-Baptiste Maunier on Stephane Guillon

Translation : [The people here are: Stephane Bern (curly haired) is the host of this show, the first man we see in the video is Ariel Wizman and he "co-hosts" the show with Bern, Stephane Guillon the man all the celebrities hate ;) and the guest JB maunier. AW:... He was trained with the German army, it's Stephene Guillon! SB: Mr. Stephane Guillon! How are you? SG: Very well. SB: Whose portrait are you going to make tonight? SG: Wot the UMP Deputy because I was asked to leave them alone to have a big one soon... SB: Hohohohoho ( he is famous for his laughter in France ) GUEST: We're too kind, this is not cool. SG: We're 'taming' them... SB: You mean he's a small fish and the big fish you're waiting for is Sarkosy (French president)? SG: Sarkosy or mmm what's his name, the one with a hump? [general laughter] SB: Anyway we can attack his ideas but we can't attack people in public (sound is off, so not a perfect translation.) AW: But we're not obliged to have Quasimodo as prime minister... SB: Oh no wait, it's too mean, look we can present a show being ugly so... so that's not a reason... WOMAN GUEST: Oh no Stephane you're not ugly! SG: No you're not ugly (he arranges his hair) it's better now, isn't it? SB: Yeah yeah. SG: It holds well we almost see nothing (not too sure of this sentence either.) SB: Nooo ahahahaha! So I asked you a question, whose portrait are you going make tonight? SG: Jean-Baptiste. JBM: I think so... SG: Jean-Baptiste, Jean-Baptiste... SB: He survived Mylene Farmer (strange but extremely successful french singer) , he will survive you. SG: Hahaha poor guy... JB, I made my paper about you, it's good to destroy a kid, it makes it popular. Did you see Guillon, he exploded on a 15 year old kid, last year it was Priscilla, just 14 (young singer), and when it's not kids, he attacks the old; Mr orlando, 87, the bastard! Last year, I didn't want to destroy you Jean-Bap'; too fresh, but since sometimes ,you 'make the handsome' (french expression) in magazines, and I saw you at the Cesars ceremony (like the Academy Awards in France), the Academy awards ceremony, at the "restos du coeur" (a French fund-raising concert for the poor.), I told myself that's good, he's 'ripe'! Star child, we must react very fast, if we do nothing now, you're going to end like Brigitte Faucet ! Yeah I'm scaring you, I'm doing it on purpose!... A kid at the restos du coeur, I know he became friends with Mimi Mathy (a female "little person" who is a comedian.) but... do only charity things: a CD for the tsunami, a movie with Annie Girardot (old french actess), it must be for the "canicule" (a summer where it was so hot that thousands of old people died), plus you leave your schoolwork behind. "JB missed classes and his marks are suffering from it", said daddy in Gala (french magazine)," JB, you know what I think about your school results?" "No, dad" "Then buy Gala, it's in there !"... JB, you were born at Brignol in December 1990, you love skate bording, biking, Harry Potter and Kyo (French rock band), that's your mistake, it'll pass! You posses two mygales. Next time you go to the restos du coeur, put one in Lorie's knickers (stupid french singer)! You're old enough to do it and it will please me! JB superstar, when he leaves concerts he's obliged to wear a hood. Beware the similarities: you started very young, you wear a hood, you don't sleep in a oxygen chamber, if Liz Taylor invites you, refuse it! Ok Bambi? A short glory, soon your voice will change, isn't it terrible? Amanda Lear (actress with a weird voice) was part of a chorus! When she began shaving it was all over! SB: Oh no! Oh no! She did nothing to you! SG: Yeah she did nothin to me, you can't say that!..... So a polemic, a polemic around the magic of Les choristes, the children of the chorus of Saint Marc want to be paid! 9 milloin entries to the theaters ,1.5 million CDs sold and they want their part of it! 50 euros (about 40 dollars) each concert, isn't it enough for those little bastards?!! They say that as singers, they have the right to get between 8 and 10% of the sells, wait, when you're 12, go to TV shows and shake hands with Mechel Drucker (host) are the most beautiful rewards! Jacques Perrin, the producer is indignified, he's right: no duck on "Le peuple migrateur" asked to be paid! And it was the same for the march of the penguins, they didn't ask for anything! Shaking hands was difficult! No I hope, JB, that the magic of Les choristes isn't broken, Telerama (a television magazine that wrote about him) wouldn't survive it! Ok, goodbye! SB: so JB? JBM: I was waiting on worse, it was good... (thank you to saiyajingirlZ for the translation, I edited it just a bit.)