Welcome to Genshin Impact - A Parody of Welcome to the Internet скачать в хорошем качестве

Welcome to Genshin Impact - A Parody of Welcome to the Internet

A hellish rollercoaster where I show you around the flaming fever dream that is Genshin Impact. The original song is Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham, I reused the instrumentals and wrote the lyrics of this parody myself. LYRICS: Welcome to Genshin Impact! Glide around the world Duel with a samurai or punch a hilichurl We'll travel, and battle, unravel the lore Of a gacha system that is flawed to its core Welcome to Genshin Impact Amber is a meme Here's a list of 18 reasons you need Bennett in your team There's lawyers, and catgirls, and murderous gods 3 dogs and 7 different overworked broads Welcome to Genshin Impact Here's a chest of loot All these artifacts are worthless but those primos are a beaut Pull children! Pull waifus! Pull men and pull twinks! I'm only joking here's a claymore that stinks Welcome to Genshin Impact This quest is so cute Just watch Paimon talk for hours 'cause the Traveler's a mute We've got wolf-gods and dragons, they're so fucking hard Worry not you'll beat them with your mom's credit card Welcome to Genshin Impact Log on, do your chores Spend your days and nights just staring at your arsenal of who-oolesome and very nice characters! They just teased some more, Gotta get them even though you'll only use 4 Here's the latest trailer, hey that girl is kinda cute She's the 7th one to wear this weird-ass skintight bodysuit Do some wishes, get some bitches Go ahead and spend your riches Scratch those itches 'til your wallet is as dead as Crimson Witch is (too soon) Welcome to new players! Oh, I'm sorry for your loss Speedrun 20 months of content just so you can grind a boss Should I pull for Ganyu? I am on the fence Watch this perfect artifact roll into flat defence Could I interest you in primogems all of the time? A little bit of primogems, 5 at a time Save up for a month, you might be luckier this time When you spend all of your primogems at the same time Look, you're missing out on primogems all of the time Play this limited event, hunt down a slime Banner's almost over and you haven't spent a dime Why not refill all your primogems... just this one time?