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Eyes Up Here, Bard – DnD Drider’s Topless Distraction Song

Adventurers, beware the Underdark… and the wardrobe choices of its residents. When this bard met a topless drider, he forgot every spell, every chord, and every rule of survival. In this bardcore comedy anthem, webs aren’t the only thing tangling up our hero. Will he escape? Does he want to? Or is this the greatest love song never meant to be sung? 🕷️ Webs. 🎶 Boobs. 💀 No Regret. ⚔️ Join the Discord:   / discord   🎼 Check the Patreon:   / thebardicdm   LYRICS : [Verse] She crawled from shadows, legs all eight Fangs that glisten, eyes of hate A cursed drow from Lolth’s dark throne But somehow... she walked in topless. Alone. [Pre-Chorus] I was trained for danger, charm, and fight But not... majestic spider boobs in moonlight [Chorus] Eyes up here, bard! she said with a glare But I swear I didn’t know which pair She wove a trap, I lost my lute Couldn’t dodge webs or a single hoot Eyes up here, bard! She’s death with style And I’ve been staring for a solid mile [Verse 2] She said, “Why do men always stare?” I said, “Because you forgot something to wear… .” She spun her web with a little pout And now I’m tied up, feelings and out [Pre-Chorus] She grabbed my neck, said “Try to stay sit,” I said, “That’s fine," while I make eye contact with the tits” [Chorus] Eyes up here, bard! she hisses even more But I’m hexed by the jiggle, doomed by the knockers I tried to cast, I tried to play But I dropped my lute and my will to slay Eyes up here, bard! She’s art and wrath And I’d die again just to walk her path [Bridge] They warned me, “Don’t flirt in the Underdark.” But I thought I could handle a spider with spark Now I’m webbed in a hammock, topless above And it’s unclear if this is death... or love [Final Chorus] Eyes up here, bard! She moans with pride As she drags me deeper for her “bride” They’ll sing a song of the bard who fell To a topless drider from spider hell Eyes up here, bard! My tale’s been spun And I regret nothing, not even one