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Cartman's Diabolical Revenge Against Scott Tenorman - SOUTH PARK

Cartman serves Scott chili made of his parents' remains. "Scott Tenorman Must Die" S05 Subscribe to South Park:    / @southpark   Watch more South Park:    / southpark   Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Follow South Park: Instagram:   / southpark   Twitter:   / southpark   Facebook:   / southpark   #SouthPark #SouthParkS05 CARTMAN PUSHES HIS CHILI IN FRONT OF SCOTT. SCOTT IMMEDIATELY STARTS TO EAT IT. SCOTT TENORMAN Mmm, I don't know. Your chili is good Cartman, but I think mine is better. Try it. CARTMAN Alright... CARTMAN PICKS UP A SPOON. EVERYONE WATCHES WITH ANTICIPATION. SCOTT, MEANWHILE, CONTINUES TO EAT HIS CHILI. CARTMAN FINALLY TAKES A BIG SCOOP OF THE CHILI, CHEWS IT, AND THEN SWALLOWS. CARTMAN (CONT'D) Hey... THIS IS GREAT!!! STAN AND KYLE LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND COVER THEIR MOUTHS SO AS NOT TO LAUGH. SCOTT TENORMAN (Eating more of Cartman's) It's a special recipe. CARTMAN (Scarfing it down) God this is REALLY good Scott! SCOTT TENORMAN I'm glad you like it so much... Because now that you're almost finished, I have something to tell you... CARTMAN What? You mean about how you put pubes in your chili? SUDDENLY SCOTT LOOKS SLAPPED. HIS SMILE DROPS AND HE FALLS BACK INTO HIS CHAIR. STAN, KYLE AND ALL THE OTHER SPECTATORS LOOK SURPRISED TOO. CROWD Huh?/What?/etc. SCOTT TENORMAN What? CARTMAN Yes, I'm afraid this isn't your chili, Scott, I switched it with Chef's. CARTMAN POINTS TO SCOTT TENORMAN'S POT OF CHILI LYING ON THE GROUND. CARTMAN (CONT'D) It's delicious, Chef. I hadn't planned on that. What I DID plan on, however, was that my friends Stan and Kyle would betray me and warn you that the chili con carnival was a trap. STAN AND KYLE LOOK AT EACH OTHER. CARTMAN (CONT'D) I assumed that they would tell you that I had trained Denkins' pony to bite off your wiener. What they DIDN'T TELL you was that Denkins is a crazy redneck who shoots trespassers on sight. Knowing that you would go and try to do something to the pony, I warned Mr. Denkins that violent pony killers were in the area. I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself for fear of having your wiener bitten off, you would most likely send your parents. EXT. FARM - FENCED IN AREA - NIGHT WE SEE SCOTT'S PARENTS WALK INTO THE FENCED IN AREA, AND WALK UP TO THE PONY. CARTMAN (V.O.) And I'm afraid that when Mr. Denkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed them both. SUDDENLY, THEY ARE RIDDLED FULL OF BULLETS. EXT. CARTMAN'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS DENKINS IS IN THE CROWD. DENKINS They was trespassing and I was protecting myself! I have my rights! SCOTT TENORMAN My mom and dad are dead? EXT. FARM - FENCED IN AREA - NIGHT THE SAME FARM, BUT NOW POLICE TAPE, BARBRADY AND HIS CAR AND AN AMBULANCE ARE THERE. SO IS CARTMAN. SCOTT'S PARENTS LIE ON THE GROUND COVERED WITH WHITE SHEETS. CARTMAN (V.O.) I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady... And of course, to steal the bodies... AS DENKINS EXPLAINS HIMSELF TO BARBRADY, WE SEE CARTMAN DRAGGING THE BODIES OFF IN THE DISTANCE. EXT. CARTMAN'S HOUSE - DAY CARTMAN After a night with a hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my chili con carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents demise. And of course, feed you your chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman chili. SCOTT LOOKS AT THE BOWL IN HORROR. HE DROPS THE SPOON, REELS BACK AND SPITS OUT WHAT HE CAN. SCOTT TENORMAN OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! CARTMAN Nya nya nya nya NYAAAA nya! I made you eat your par-ents! Nya nya nya nya NYAAAA nya! STAN AND KYLE LOOK AT EACH OTHER IN DISBELIEF. STAN Jesus Christ, dude... SCOTT TENORMAN (Crying) My mom and dad are dead?! No! Nooo! IT IS AT THIS TERRIBLY INOPPORTUNE TIME THAT THE GUYS FROM RADIOHEAD WALK UP. LEAD SINGER Uh... Excuse me... STAN Who are you? JONNY We're that band Radiohead. ED Geez, what a little cry baby. COLIN You gonna cry all day, cry baby? THOM You know, everyone has problems. It doesn't mean you have to be a little cry baby about it. ED Come on, guys, let's go. This kid is totally not cool. THOM Yeah, that's the most uncool kid I've ever met. PHIL Little cry baby. THE BAND WALKS AWAY. SCOTT TENORMAN No wait! WAIT!!!! BUT THE BAND IS GONE. NOW SCOTT TOTALLY BREAKS DOWN, CRYING UNCONTROLLABLY. SCOTT TENORMAN (CONT'D) OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! CARTMAN YES!!! YYYYESSSS!!!! CARTMAN LICKS SCOTT TENORMAN'S TEARS OFF THE TABLE. CARTMAN (CONT'D) Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! Mmmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet. KYLE Dude... I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again. STAN Good call. CARTMAN IS NOW LICKING THE TEARS RIGHT OFF OF SCOTT'S FACE. CARTMAN Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mmmm! Yummy!!! Yummy, you guys!!! That's all folks.