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Weed Addicts

This song is about a group of people that annoy the hell out of me. The general ballpark lyrics are below. You meet at the skate parks avoiding the narcs, weed is to you what blood is to sharks. We can ALL smell it a mile away but when YOU do your plans disappear for the day. Everything becomes about getting high, why, is your zest for life so scorchingly dry? Is the world such a mundane lackluster place that your only escape is a plant to the face? Call me a square but ever since birth I've had a self-sustained appreciation for Earth. I don't need a drug I feel great to the letter, what makes you think that you deserve better? A group of girl stoners is a group of loners united by a common desire to kill boners. Oh you're so hot you're gonna make me faint, nothing smells more delicious than grassy taint. High schoolers think they're cooler with a lit match and a blunt. Well let me be blunt just for a second. You're a fucking poser cunt. You think exhaling smoke makes you less of a joke? Your life is pretty sad. Sure being high seems good to try but it's not gonna bring back your dad. The use of drugs dates back to Genesis, when two humans were tricked by a nemesis. Adam and Eve paid a hefty cost and their paradise became Paradise Lost. An apple a day keeps the doctor away and just happens to be the source of all pain. A natural substance that alters perspective? God hates weed, we don't need a detective. I know some people are going to say this song doesn't have enough jokes. While that isn't the point, here's a set-up and punchline that might satisfy some folks. What happens to a group of stoner men that cheat on their wives? Stones are thrown at those stoners' stones until those stoners die. 4/20 yay! Celebrate Hitler Day! But come 4/21 just put it away. And stop calling for legalization just chill, you know breaking the law is half of the thrill. And if the laws passed you'd be totally out of pointless bullshit to complain about. So keep your mouth shut and keep your head down and quit worshiping shit that grows in the ground. Find another topic please nobody cares that you're aware of your knees. We get it- Smoking a bowl makes you feel whole and less bad that your report card is full of D's. If weed addicts had their own private island the size of Thailand away from my land, or maybe somewhere in the highlands even the Pride Lands would work for me. Get lost in a Disney world with Timone and Pumba that lovable squealer, where you can talk to lions and meet Rafiki, your new dealer.