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Kyle Gets Caught With THIS in His Hands - SOUTH PARK

Mr. Hankey comes out of the toilet and proves he's real by singing Kyle a Christmas Song, but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in. Kyle gets caught with poo in his hands. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" S01 Subscribe to South Park:    / @southpark   Watch more South Park:    / southpark   About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram:   / southpark   Twitter:   / southpark   Facebook:   / southpark   #SouthPark #SouthParkS01 Kyle stands on a little stool, brushing his teeth in the mirror. KYLE It isn’t fair! I don’t want to be an outcast! After a few seconds, Kyle hears a small noise coming from the toilet... drip... drip... Kyle looks down at the toilet, then quickly looks away and goes back to brushing his teeth. MR. HANKEY Hellllooo! KYLE I’m not hearing that. MR. HANKEY Hellllooo! Drip... Drip... Now Kyle walks over to the toilet and peers in. KYLE Mr. Hankey? Just then, from the depths of the toilet bowl, comes laughable, lovable MR. HANKEY, a jolly old piece of poo with a red and white Christmas hat. MR. HANKEY HOWDY HO!!!! Hankey flies up into the air, bounces off a wall, and lands on the counter. MR. HANKEY Howdy Ho, Kyle! Gosh you’re lookin’ swell. KYLE Go away, Mr. Hankey. MR. HANKEY You know something, pal? You smell an awful lot like flowers. KYLE I said go away. My dad says you aren’t real. MR. HANKEY Not real? Well shucks, if I weren’t real, could I sing this jolly Christmas song? Music kicks in. Mr. Hankey throws his arms up. MR. HANKEY (Singing) Santa Claus is on his way He loaded goodies on his sleigh He’ll drop ‘em off on Christmas Day And I’ll say HOWDY HO!! As Hankey sings, he does a little dance. Leaping all around the bathroom, and leaving a small trail of brown wherever he goes. KYLE Mr. Hankey! SHHH! I’ll get in trouble! MR. HANKEY (Singing) Folks’ll gather round the fire Sing a song form a choir pretty soon they’ll all retire And I’ll say HOWDY HO!! As the song continues, Hankey jumps up to the mirror and writes ‘Noel’ in brown on it. POUNDING at the door. KYLE’S FATHER Kyle? What are you doing in there? KYLE NOTHING! KYLE’S FATHER Open this door! MR. HANKEY I hope that Santa comes real soon I been waiting since the first of June- KYLE Mr. Hankey come here! Kyle grabs Mr. Hankey- But suddenly, the door bursts open. We see only the expression on Kyle’s Father’s face. He is almost in shock. Now we see what dad sees. The entire bathroom, the walls the floors the mirrors, are smeared with poo. Slowly, the camera pans to Kyle who is just standing there with a lifeless, plain lump of poo in his hand. KYLE’S FATHER KYLEEEEE!!! Kyle looks at the piece of poo in his hand. KYLE Say something Mr. Hankey! The poo is motionless.