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Lyrics By: Me [Krow ( @Kantorock )] Music By: https://suno.com/ Vocals By:https://suno.com/ Cover Art: https://nightcafe.studio Song Name: Chicken Attack Genre/s: Country, Country Rock, Comedy [Verse 1] This was the tenth time, those damn pirates attacked! I had it up to here, pushing them back! Last time they lured in a Reaver, over my beloved base What in Hell where they thinking? Luring in that bloody thing? Each raid like clockwork, each pillage a parade I might as well open a hotel, start serving a buffet They made off with my turrets, made scrap of my walls That crane I erected, no longer stands tall They blasted my hangars, my flyers are smoldering wrecks They made off with my rovers, they left my kitchen a mess I won't speak of the bathrooms, You can imagine the rest All I have is my junkyard, a busted Good Bot, and a black stray cat But truth be told, my patience has cracked! [Chorus] There is only so much a camel can carry Before the load breaks its back There is only so much a person can suffer Before they begin to snap It is easy to take advantage of those That give out charity But don't mistake virtue for weakness It will bite you in your ass Much like how chickens Tend to attack! [Verse 2] It was not exactly, the most exciting thing I ever found During my time, breaking ships apart, and grinding them down It was rather uniquely designed, for what it did If you didn't see it for yourself, you would swear I flipped my lid It was in the form of a launcher, but no rocket it took What ammunition it ate, took time to cook Whomever made it, was of a demented mind This weapon launched chicken, of the exploding kind It was rather novel, I will give them that To turn what many thought craven Into something that could fight back! [Chorus] There is only so much a camel can carry Before the load breaks its back There is only so much a person can suffer Before they begin to snap It is easy to take advantage of those That give out charity But don't mistake virtue for weakness It will bite you in your ass You think you can take advantage, Of a person's good will? You'll find out out, exactly how it feels When you've crossed the line! Because what you saw as weakness Has turned into a chicken attack! [Verse 3] It turned into chaos, when I stepped through that door The first shot was a dud, the rooster pecked at the floor... I guess that is the problem, with novel weaponry Because the second round, sent a hen exploding into their machinery The third produced a shot of eggs, boiled harder than tungsten steel They punched holes in their souls! What the hell?! Shots four and five, two roosters of brown Brought their dreadnought crashing down The pirates were off guard, they were unprepared Who in Clang's name, uses livestock in warfare? I do have to admit, as unhinged as it seems That launcher was clever, but not too Keen I may be cracked, I may be a bit insane But what engineer would pass up the chance, To use farm animals, to keep pirates away? [Outro] Such a strange weapon, this chicken gun A hard-boiled launcher, that rivals none I have this to say, to the one that crafted such a strange device You're either clinically insane, Or the most rational engineer of our lives To everyone else, keep this in mind If you happen upon a launcher, as an unusual find That happens to shoot chickens, of the explosive kind When you're backed into a corner, with no way out Just grab your chicken launcher, and start up your grinder Because chickens are no cowards, and they give one hell of a fight! It's a chicken attack!