@JakeMartinLive 6 Minute Set - Salto in Toronto скачать в хорошем качестве

@JakeMartinLive 6 Minute Set - Salto in Toronto

New fresh five minutes. New year new me. Insecurities: We learn to have insecurities We learn them Society... commercials I literally remember my 7th grade teacher telling us to write down the feature we are most insecure about. Flat ass Wearing track pants under my jeans Like do i stuff?? ... That's a bluff....that's a big bluff!! I don't wanna get to the end of a date, and be standing there like some .... Kpop sensation Great bartender but even better alcoholic. But I was a friendly drunk bartender. I don't like rude drunk bartenders. But I would peer pressure ppl. Like one-time I had these young American guys... Untold them it was a Canadian tradition to do a stuntman Gender labels are crazy now... anyone can basically be anything... It used to be that you reached down and felt around..and if... You got a handful of dong...it was a dude...and you knew like...for sure. Nowadays...that only gets you half way to the answer Animals are cute. Segues are for Uber eats delivery people...ohhh Animals of all types are cute. But you know what the cutest are: Also the most delicious. Name the cutest animal and I can tell you how delicious it is. Koala bear: (other example) Endangered species list 125000 You flinch when you see a $90 steak...cause a cow is cute...but.. Not veal cute! I was getting a bubble tea the other day and I saw a guy taking a shit in an alley ..so it's safe to say.. COVID is done... we're back. Oh I'm sweating up here... It's sooo hot when you wear two pairs of pants cause you have a flat ass Pigeon drug mule got busted in BC did you hear? It was wearing a little backpack and they caught him after he fell to the ground.... His cute little backpack was too heavy... This is nuts...*explain what's happening here.* But authorities say he had a broken wing from recently punching a crackhead in the face for giving him 40 dollars in change ************* @JakeMartinLive stand-up is healthy for you. #toronto #torontocomedy #comedy #freewilly #openmic