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Top 3 Worst Dating Moments | 50plus Dating

This song captures our personal highs and lows of modern #onlinedating for those among us navigating the 50 plus scene here in the UK. All examples happened in 2025, and they're painfully awkward experiences, from being ghosted after honest chats, to dealing with bizarre questions that ignore the effort we’ve put into our profile and a lot more. Through sharp humour and plainly spoken British reflections, we poke fun at the emotionally barren landscape that seems to define much of today's digital dating. We recount awkward encounters: the carnivore who missed that we’re proudly plant-based and then got angry about it, the vanishing questioners from Norfolk, and those which reply to those emotionally available but they ain't. But this isn’t just our story, it’s very likely a shared experience of everyone trying to find connection in a world of algorithms, meaningless swipes, bots, people who shouldn't be dating, emotionally and mentally insecure and those who do silent exits. So here's our biting lyrics, relatable gripes, and a dose of schadenfreude set to an edgy #Brit indie #rock #funk sound. #50plusDatingUK #OnlineDatingFails #DatingOver50 #NorfolkDating #ModernLove #Ghosted #BritishIndie #VeggieVsCarnivore #EmotionalUnavailable #ComedySong #SwipeCulture #LeftOnRead Lyrics She liked us first but ignored the facts, She wants her gammon rare, I’m plant-based and that’s that, She asked for sex like I’m some free buffet, Then ghosted me, poof with no words, no stay. She didn’t read my profile, but sure wants meat, Like shopping blindfolded, then blaming the trolley, Ghosted faster than your chances in a veggie retreat, Modern dating, schadenfreude funny! Three of the worst dates — all with no shame, A common thread in all, emotionally lame. Hope’s a carcass, love’s a joke with no thread Feel like 50 plus dating, with the emotionally dead Swipe left, swipe right, hope’s low and despair’s high, Text gets read once, then it’s a lie, We're not even worth a “no thanks” text, Just left on read, with 50 plus dating bot, or the emotionally dead She asked us where in Norfolk we reside, We said a small town, then we just cut and died, “How long you been there?” like a D.I on the trail, Then they vanished quicker, than honesty in jail. Why do they ask that, when it’s there on our profile The intelligent equivalent of a feral kid bone idle Ghosted me cold like a Brexit goodbye, We may live in a small town, but we’re not literate dry! Three of the worst dates, all with no shame, A common thread in all, emotionally lame. Hope’s a carcass, love’s a joke with no thread, Feel like 50 plus dating, with the emotionally dead, Swipe left, swipe right, hope’s low and despair’s high, Text gets read once, then it’s a lie, We're not even worth a “no thanks” text, Just left on read, with a 50 plus dating bot, or the emotionally dead She wanted a date, but we barely talked before, Four hours out, she read our profile, hardcore, Not a match, got cold dump it was via text, Left us hanging like a ghost with no context. She judged us on words that I barely typed, Humans today, so easily swiped, Ghosts in the machine, emotionally wiped, Modern love’s just a script that’s internalised, and mainly hyped. Three of the worst dates — all with no shame, A common thread in all, emotionally lame. Hope’s a carcass, love’s a joke with no thread, Feel like 50 plus dating, with the emotionally dead, Swipe left, swipe right, hope’s low and despair’s high, Text gets read once, then it’s a lie, We're not even worth a “no thanks” text, Just left on read, with a 50 plus dating bot, or the emotionally dead