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The Gutter Weasels - Fear of Cheese

Introducing "Fear of Cheese" by fictional ska group The Gutter Weasels. Lyrics describe the lifelong struggles of a man with a phobia of dairy products. Made with Udio AI. LYRICS: Hello my name is Joey I'm just an average dude Except that I am terrified Of one specific food That food of course is cheese It sends shivers down my spine Ever since I can remember It has tormented my mind I really can't explain it But it keeps me up at night When I sleep I see Havarti And it gives me such a fright When I spy a block of cheddar I never fail to freeze I have a phobia A phobia of cheese When I was still a fetus Hangin' out inside the womb I would kick my mother's stomach If cream cheese was in the room When I finally popped outta there My dad was taking pics He said "Say cheese for the camera" And I screamed and took a shit Well the days soon turned to weeks And the weeks soon turned to years But my fear of all things cheesy, Never left my list of fears I briefly saw a therapist But I got tired of the fees I have a phobia A phobia of cheese Well my social life's been tricky People often can't relate When the Cheezits served at parties Make me hyperventilate I could say that I'm allergic But I'd rather speak the facts I'm a dreader of sharp cheddar Gouda, Swiss, and pepperjack Maybe someday I'll get married To a lactose-phobic girl We could face our fears together In this queso-ridden world But that probably won't happen Everyone I've met agrees I have a phobia A phobia of cheese Yeah, I have a phobia A phobia of CHEEEEEESE #Udio #AI #Cheese #Ska