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The most interesting man in the world - tribute

Tribute to "the most interesting man in the world". Thank you Jonathan Goldsmith for years of epitomizing manhood! Great lines: In a past life, he was himself. If opportunity knocks, and he's not home, opportunity waits. He gave his father "the talk." He is the life of parties he has never attended. If her were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him. Sharks have a week dedicated to him. He once ran a marathon, because it was on his way. Sasquatch has taken a photograph of him. He once gave a pep talk so compelling, both teams one. When he whispers to a horse, it whispers back. His two cents is worth 37 dollars and change. If he were to pat you on your back, you would list it on your resume. When in Rome, they do as he does. He can slam a revolving door. He wouldn't be afraid to show his feminine side, if he had one. His mother has a tattoo that reads "Son". He can smooth talk in sign language. If he were to mispronounce your name, you would feel compelled to change it. Therapists open up to him. He skips the first date. His reputation is expanding faster than the universe. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. He lives vicariously through himself. The last time he flirted with Danger, Danger got clingy. His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like. At museums, he's allowed to touch the art. He imagines himself in his own shoes. Steak and lobster is his bread and butter. Locals ask him for directions. His small talk has altered foreign policy. Your guess is as good as his. On second thought, no its not. He once parallel parked a train. It has never been "his bad". Both sides of his pillow are cool. He once received a standing ovation from a jurors box. His "Thank You" cards have prompted "You're Welcome" cards. His fortune cookies simply read "Congratulations." Skinny dipping was his idea. These videos are not mine. No copyright infringement intended. http://stockwet.me/a-tribute-to-the-m...