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Chris Pratt made a hilariously bad time travel monster movie

🎧 Download our Tomorrow War commentary track:   / 53891015   ✅ Follow me:   / striffleric   🎤 Guest:   / micahlesliecomedy   💬 Join us on Discord!   / discord   📺 Watch more of our commentary videos...    • COMMENTARY HIGHLIGHTS   ✂️ Edited by:   / octaviankaul   🧬 Produced by: http://existence.media Micah is back for The Tomorrow War, and all either of us knew going in is that Chris Pratt is the star. Is there anything else even worth knowing about it?! ABOUT PRETTY MUCH IT Since 2013, Eric Striffler and his funny friends have provided comedic commentary for your favorite (and least-favorite) movies & shows! These are not reactions, they're commentary tracks focused on funny bits & conversations inspired by whatever we're watching. The full commentary tracks are heavily edited down for highlight videos posted here on YouTube. New commentary tracks every Monday & Friday on   / prettymuchit   - 1,000+ tracks and counting! Go tigers!!! ABOUT ERIC STRIFFLER Since 2004, Eric has been creating various projects on the internet including movie/TV commentary series Pretty Much It and improv comedy series Pity Applause, as well as IRL projects including writing & directing the immersive theatre production Nyctophobia and producing the off-Broadway show The Life & Slimes of Marc Summers. He's also been living & traveling the country in a van since 2017. PLOT (via Wiki & ChatGPT) In December 2022, biology teacher and former Green Beret Dan Forester (Chris Pratt) fails to land a job at the United States Army Research Laboratory. While he watches the 2022 FIFA World Cup final, soldiers from the year 2051 arrive through a time portal to warn that humanity is on the brink of extinction due to alien invaders: the Whitespikes. In response, the world's military forces are sent to the future, but less than 20% manage to survive, prompting a global draft. Dan receives the draft and is fitted with an electronic vambrace that tracks him. Dan's wife Emmy (Betty Gilpin) asks him to remove the vambrace with the help of his estranged father, James Forester (J.K. Simmons), but Dan becomes angry with him for abandoning him in his childhood and leaves without removing the vambrace. Dan and the draftees are sent to Miami Beach, Florida, in the future, but few survive, having been dropped at the wrong coordinates, high above the city. Romeo Command orders the remaining recruits to rescue the staff from the nearby laboratory. The team discovers the lab staff dead, but recovers their research before the area is bombed. Dan and the survivors make it back to a military camp in Puerto Plata in the Dominican Republic, where Dan learns that Romeo Command is actually his daughter, Colonel Muri Forester (Yvonne Strahovski). She asks him to accompany her on a mission to capture one of the female Whitespikes, which are rarer than the males. They find and capture the female, only to have the Whitespike males descend on her position. Muri finally reveals to Dan that in the past, he became disillusioned after failing to secure his research job, which led to his divorce and abandonment of his family. He then died in a car crash when she was 16. Dan and Muri find themselves transported to the Jumplink, which is situated on a fortified oil platform in the middle of the ocean. They work on a toxin that targets the female, but the Whitespikes launch an attack on the base. Muri is severely injured and asks Dan to take the toxin to the past, expressing that humanity was never going to survive in this timeline. Dan successfully returns to the past with the toxin to mass-produce it. He attempts to deliver it to the military so it can be sent back to the future, but discovers that the Jumplink is offline, having been destroyed by the Whitespikes. After explaining to his wife what happened in the future, they deduce that the Whitespikes did not arrive in 2048, but much earlier. Dan and Dorian (Edwin Hodge) investigate the Whitespike's claw with Charlie (Sam Richardson) and discover fragments of volcanic ash from a volcano in the Changbai Mountains during the Millennium Eruption. They theorize that Whitespikes were already on Earth and global warming caused their release when they thawed and emerged from beneath the polar caps. Dan leads a mission to Severnaya Zemlya in northern Russia to test his theory, and finds an alien ship in an ice sheet. Once inside, they inject the toxin into the dormant Whitespikes, killing those injected, but it awakens the remaining Whitespikes. Dorian and Hart (Alexis Louder) decide to sacrifice themselves by manually detonating the alien ship once they realize it is the only method of containment, but the female manages to escape. Dan and his father track down the female and manage to kill her, preventing the future war from occurring. #thetomorrowwar #chrispratt #timetravel