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They Simulated a Class 13 Deathworld—Then Humans Asked for a Harder Mode | HFY Stories

In the far reaches of the galaxy, one simulation was built to be truly impossible—a Class 13 Deathworld 🌍💀. Designed to annihilate any lifeform within seconds, it was a scientific playground of doom, chaos, and cosmic terror. But then… humans showed up. Against every expectation, Earth sends a team not to observe the simulation—but to challenge it. What follows is not survival. It’s thrival. Armed with sarcasm, duct tape, trail mix, and dangerously high morale, this crew doesn’t just face the apocalypse—they build a bar in it 🍹🔥. This is a story of humans turning nightmares into camping trips, taming deathbeasts with hugs, and headbutting eldritch horrors into glitter. Get ready for chaos, courage, and one hell of a cosmic culture shock. This is HFY at its absolute finest. ⚠️ Expect: sentient storms, sarcastic volcanoes, philosophical monsters, pancakes, and the rise of Camp Nope. 🔴 Genre: Sci-Fi | HFY | Comedy | Action | Existential Madness 🔊 Now with 70% more zip-lines, bear sleds, and weaponized enthusiasm. ✨ Characters Featuring in This Story: 🧍‍♀️ Captain Denise Florestan A battle-hardened, gum-chewing force of nature in tactical gear. Leads with defiance, builds ziplines into the void, and once high-fived a tornado. The universe fears her optimism more than its own entropy. 🏋️‍♂️ Griff Balthazar Morale officer? Bartender? Chaos scout? He’s the guy making cocktails out of alien venom and leading sing-alongs during apocalyptic weather. Somehow survived three metaphysical anomalies just to build a hammock. 🛠️ Lt. Anoushka Rigs Engineer of the absurd. If it’s broken, she fixes it. If it’s dangerous, she rides it. Invented gravity-powered drum sets and can weaponize a toaster. Favorite tools: duct tape and bad ideas. 🦍 Bubbles A six-eyed gorilla-beetle adopted mid-simulation. Now serves as emotional support, sheriff, and part-time bar bouncer. Responds to head pats and emotional growth arcs. 👽 Dr. Harl Crint Megrantian director of the simulation. Built Project Spindledoom to test extinction thresholds. Now suffering from academic despair as humans turn his masterpiece into brunch. 🐾 Tivvle Accordion-shaped alien with anxiety issues and too much heart. Accidentally sent the simulation to Earth. Now running damage control while documenting humanity’s unstoppable weirdness. 💬 Comment below: What would you build in a Class 13 Deathworld? A hot tub? A karaoke pit? Let us know! 👍 Like, 🔔 Subscribe & 📢 Share this with your favorite chaos-loving human.