📕My wife is too much; I can't give more, but she insists. скачать в хорошем качестве

📕My wife is too much; I can't give more, but she insists.

Honeymooning, they said, would be a dream. 🌹 Well, mine feels more like a rigorous academic experiment… conducted nightly. 😩 I’m a newlywed, and honestly, I'm not sure how much longer I can last! My brilliant, intimidating professor wife transforms into an insatiable force of nature at home. Every night is a new "knowledge validation" session, and my back? It's screaming! 😭 I tried to sneak in a secret vitality tonic for relief. Big mistake. She found it, and let’s just say, the "dosage method" was... unexpected. 🤦‍♂️ Now I'm even more exhausted, but her "research" is just getting started. 📚 My friends think I'm humble-bragging, calling it a "champagne problem." 😂 But when I found her new "textbook" – thicker, more colorful, and filled with "advanced techniques" – I knew I was in deep trouble. 😱 Can anyone else out there relate to a marriage that feels like an endless marathon? Seriously, how do I survive this level of "devotion"? Send help! 💔😅