📕I'm the Government's Pro Scapegoat. My Mission: Tell the World I Stole the Moon. скачать в хорошем качестве

📕I'm the Government's Pro Scapegoat. My Mission: Tell the World I Stole the Moon.

Broke, jobless, and dumped by his girlfriend for a rich guy... 💔 What's a man to do? Accept a shady government job with a six-figure salary, of course. 💰 The job title: "Professional Scapegoat." His mission: to take the fall for... well, everything. 👽 When a UFO appears, he has to claim it's his "performance art." When a monstrous statue pops up downtown, he has to confess it was a failed attempt to win back his ex. He becomes the world's biggest joke, a national laughingstock... but the pay is good. But his career in professional embarrassment takes a sharp turn when a global crisis hits. The government's script? "Go on live TV and tell everyone you stole the moon." 🌕 He decides to go off-script with an even crazier lie... and it works. Suddenly, the men in black aren't just his employers; they're his biggest fans. He's brought into the inner circle and told the terrifying truth: the aliens, the monsters, the deep-sea horrors... they're all REAL. 💥 He's not just a scapegoat; he's a "Narrative Architect." His lies don't just cover up the truth—they become the truth. His words have the power to reshape reality itself, turning horrifying monsters into harmless statues and cosmic threats into silly accidents. Armed with the ultimate power, he goes from being the butt of the joke to the most powerful man on Earth. He sets his sights on revenge against the ex who scorned him and the shadowy organization she works for. But when a threat emerges that's too big to be explained away—a crack in reality itself—he must craft his final, greatest lie. A lie that will cost him everything to save everyone. 🌍 This is the story of how the world's biggest loser became its secret savior, one ridiculous, reality-bending lie at a time.