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*Deep Blue Sea* (1999) is the shark movie that takes the phrase “dumb fun” and raises it to an art form. The plot? A team of scientists in a supervillain-style underwater lab decides to cure Alzheimer’s by making sharks smarter. Genius, right? Shockingly, these super-intelligent murder fish don’t appreciate being science experiments and start taking out the cast one by one in a series of increasingly laughable “you had this coming” moments. Let’s talk about that cast: you’ve got Thomas Jane as the brooding shark whisperer who’s basically a diet Chris Pratt, Saffron Burrows as the morally bankrupt scientist who’s really bad at survival instincts, and LL Cool J as the chef whose primary weapon against killer sharks is… faith and kitchen appliances. Then there’s Samuel L. Jackson, who delivers the most epic motivational speech in disaster-movie history, only to get hilariously shark-slapped halfway through. It’s a scene so absurd, it feels like the writers were actively trolling the audience. The sharks, meanwhile, are not just deadly—they’re *strategic*. They’re blowing up the facility, trapping people in elevators, and basically working out their trauma by turning this lab into their own sharky revenge thriller. By the time you’re watching a giant CGI shark leap out of the water for one last chomp, you’ve either fully embraced the ridiculousness or given up on life entirely. *Deep Blue Sea* isn’t here to win awards or teach lessons—it’s here to give you two hours of nonsense involving sharks, bad decisions, and a plot that feels like it was written on a dare. And honestly? It nails it. BUY A HAT OR A SHIRT OR ALL KINDS OF OTHER STUFF! https://my-store-f33989.creator-sprin... Join the PATREON for exclusive videos and EARLY ACCESS! ~   / tarasneverseen   Join this channel to get access to perks:    / @tarasneverseen   This is a place for those with a sense of humor. A place where friends can gather, watch a movie, hangout and joke around with each other while discussing movies! You don't have to AGREE with My opinion or anyone else's but that doesn't give you permission to be a Jerkhole and get all disrespectful! BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IN THE COMMENTS! If you haven't figured it out by now, I take ZERO crap from anyone. If I feel like you violate any of the rules of the channel that I go by when reading/responding to comments, just go ahead and show yourself out and jot down the fact that your comment will be deleted and you will be shunned from the channel...period. OUR Rules are as follows ~ 1. No bullying, trolling or harassment 2. Don't be CREEPY, GROSS or RUDE 3. If you can't be POSITIVE... shut up. 4. We like the cutaway jokes and references, they are here to stay. deep blue sea reaction,first time watching deep blue sea,first time watching,deep blue sea movie reaction,movie reaction,reaction to deep blue sea,movie commentary,brave first time watching,watching deep blue sea for the first time,deep blue sea reaction movie,reaction to deep blue sea 1999,reel rejects,deep blue sea 1999 reaction,elemental,shark week,jaws,jurassic park,the shallows,alien,bait,the reef,open water,sharknado,jurassic shark