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2025's Box Office Disasters NOBODY Even Noticed

Some movies lose money so quietly you never hear the crash. Empty theaters. Zero headlines. Catastrophic losses nobody noticed. Rebel Wilson reunited with Pitch Perfect co star Anna Camp for Bride Hard an action comedy about a secret agent stopping criminals holding her best friend's wedding hostage. Bridesmaids meets Die Hard. Director Simon West whose credits include Con Air was brought in. Budget was $20 million. Bride Hard earned just $1.9 million worldwide. Film opened June 20 2025. Rotten Tomatoes consensus says nobody's catching this bouquet. One critic pointed out Bride Hard made Shotgun Wedding look like a masterpiece. $20 million spent less than $2 million earned. Kerry Washington and Omar Sy playing former assassins who fell in love sounds like a Mr and Mrs Smith movie. Add Da'Vine Joy Randolph fresh off her Oscar win Mark Strong as villain and Method Man in supporting cast. Director Joe Carnahan who made Narc and The Grey seemed perfect. Budget was $40 million. Shadow Force snuck into theaters without advance screenings which is never a good sign. Studios don't show movies to critics when banking on star recognition hoping absence of bad press buys 48 hours of ticket sales. Film earned just $5 million worldwide against $40 million budget. Opened to $2.1 million from over 2000 theaters. Movie earned 30 percent from critics on Rotten Tomatoes but 82 percent from audiences. Massive split meaning few people who watched seemed to enjoy it. One reviewer pointed out Shadow Force sounds like a dusty VHS film from the 80s. Many thought it was a streaming release based on trailer. 4 months after theatrical disaster Shadow Force quietly topped Starz streaming charts. Film found its audience just not in theaters. $40 million spent to make $5 million at box office only to become a streaming hit when nobody had to pay extra. Jennifer Lopez spent more than 3 decades chasing an Oscar. In 2025 after a public divorce and string of commercial failures she thought Kiss of the Spider Woman would finally be her moment. Prestige musical adapted from Tony winning Broadway hit. Directed by Bill Condon who made Chicago and Dreamgirls both of which won many Oscars. Film premiered at Sundance to positive reviews. Everything looked perfect for that Oscar nomination. Kiss of the Spider Woman cost $35 million to make and earned just $1.7 million worldwide. $30 million spent less than $2 million earned. Movie averaged around $646 dollars per theater meaning most screenings probably had fewer people than cast and crew. Distributor Roadside Attractions handled release so poorly most people didn't know it existed until it flopped. No major marketing push barely any promotion. None of the big YouTube movie review channels bothered to review it. Lopez was reportedly heartbroken. She poured everything into what looked like perfect vehicle for best supporting actress nomination. Ethan Coen one half of legendary Coen Brothers decided to make a lesbian B movie trilogy with his wife Tricia Cooke. Their first film Drive Away Dolls in 2024 made $7.9 million worldwide on $13 million budget despite having Matt Damon and Pedro Pascal. Most people forgot it existed. Ethan Coen decided to make a sequel. Second film Honey Don't stars Margaret Qualley as a small town private investigator. Cast includes Chris Evans and Aubrey Plaza. Film premiered at Cannes in May 2025 to standing ovation. But when released in United States in August it flopped hard. Honey Don't opened to just $3.3 million for entire opening weekend. Unbelievably low number for a Coen directed film with Chris Evans and Aubrey Plaza. Made for approximately $20 million it only earned $6.7 million total worldwide. Ethan Coen built his career making films with brother Joel. The Big Lebowski Fargo No Country for Old Men. Weird films that worked because brothers held a creative partnership needing both of them. Then they split. Joel made prestige Shakespeare adaptation with Denzel Washington. Ethan made violent lesbian B movies. Maybe the magic was always in both brothers working together. Joel grounded Ethan's weirdness. Ethan made Joel's seriousness interesting. Without that balance Ethan's instincts went off rails. Film is second in planned trilogy with third film called Go Beavers supposedly coming next. But after Honey Don't bombed even harder than Drive Away Dolls it's unclear if that third film will ever get made. Ethan Coen spent decades as one of most celebrated filmmakers in cinema then decided to spend his solo career making a trilogy of lesbian B movies virtually no one was interested in watching. 📌 Timestamps: 00:00 Hollywood’s Worst Year 00:46 Bride Hard 02:55 Shadow Force 06:20 Kiss of the Spider Woman 08:12 Honey Don’t