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*What If Thor Landed in the Star Wars Galaxy? | The God Who Broke the Force* *Three-line description:* A damaged Bifrost spits Thor out above Coruscant during the Clone Wars — he crashes through the Senate dome, hammer still smoking, and immediately mistakes the Jedi for Asgardian sorcerers and Palpatine for a dark elf sorcerer king. Anakin tries to Force-push him, only to discover the God of Thunder is completely immune to telekinesis — Thor just laughs, grabs Anakin by the cape and hurls him through three speeders before roaring: “Your parlor tricks mean nothing to a god!” Within days the entire galaxy knows one name: the Thunderer. Jedi are terrified, Sith are furious, the Empire’s plans collapse, and the Rebellion suddenly has the most overpowered, zero-politics ally who doesn’t care about light or dark — only what’s honorable… and what deserves Mjolnir. *Viral Keywords (for title, tags & SEO):* What If Thor Star Wars, Thor in Star Wars galaxy, Thor vs Jedi, Thor vs Sith, Thor vs Palpatine, Thor vs Anakin, Thor vs Darth Vader, Thor Stormbreaker lightsaber, Thor vs lightsaber, God of Thunder Star Wars, Thor Clone Wars, Thor Empire falls, Thor vs Yoda, Thor vs Obi-Wan, Thor vs Darth Sidious, What If Thor 2025, Thor vs Force, Thor immune to Force, Thor Star Wars crossover, Thor breaks Star Wars *Hashtags (copy-paste ready):* #WhatIfThor #ThorInStarWars #ThorVsJedi #ThorVsSith #ThorVsPalpatine #ThorVsAnakin #ThorStormbreaker #GodOfThunderStarWars #ThorCloneWars #ThorVsYoda #ThorVsVader #ThorVsLightsaber #StarWarsCrossover #Thor2025 #ThorVsForce #MarvelStarWars #ThorEmpire #ThorVsSidious #MCUTheory #DarkestCrossover *Disclaimer:* Fan-made AI project for entertainment only. Not real, not canon, completely fictional multiverse thunder. Safe AI creation — no Jedi, Sith, or gods were actually humbled in this imaginary galaxy… yet ⚡🪐