16 Ridiculous Tourist Complaints That Are Too Funny! скачать в хорошем качестве

16 Ridiculous Tourist Complaints That Are Too Funny!

Not everyone should be a traveler. These absurd yet real tourist complaints will make you face palm. 1. Geology Whiz “You said the town was next to a volcano, but we went and there was no lava. I'm pretty sure it was a mountain.” 2. What Were You Expecting? A man sent an official complaint to Disney World claiming that it was “too touristy”. 3. Why Wasn’t I Warned? “The street signs weren't in English. I don't understand how anyone can get around.” 4. Suggestion Box “There was no sign telling you that you shouldn't get on the hot air balloon ride if you're afraid of heights.” 5. Do Something About This? “The local women were too beautiful; it made me feel bad about myself.” 6. We’ll Get Right on That, Ma’am “The animals at the zoo looked very sad and it made our children cry. Can't they train them to smile?” 7. What Would You Like Us to Do About That, Sir? One man griped that he had “Difficulty performing sexually” after a maid walked in on him and his wife in action and “Giggled at his size” upon leaving the room. 8. There Were a Few Rude People, Too “The beach had too many fat people. It was gross.” 9. Mamma Mia! “We went to a Mexican restaurant in Rome and the waiter was Italian. You assured us Italy was the best place for an authentic food experience.” 10. Money Back? “I spent a whole week on safari, and didn't see any good animals. There was only a load of antelopes.” 11. There Should Be an IQ Test for Traveling “You told us that there was a rooftop pool, but above us was just another room.” 12. This Person Would Fail That Test “Our flight to Malaga left Heathrow at 07:55, and they told us the flight was 2 hours. But when we landed it was 10:55, making us miss our connection. The pilot didn't even tell us we were delayed.” 13. Register Your Complaint with the Creator? “It took us 9 hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only 3 hours to get home. This seems unfair.” 14. Another One for the Almighty’s Complaint Department “We had to line up outside to catch the boat, and there was no air conditioning.” 15. Can’t You Empty the Ocean for Us? “No one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.” 16. Yup, Some People Should Stay at Home “There were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there'd be so many foreigners.” Heard any more?