💸 Jingle Bills (Not Bells) | Funny Christmas Rock Song | Brereton’s Holiday Jams 🎅😂 скачать в хорошем качестве

💸 Jingle Bills (Not Bells) | Funny Christmas Rock Song | Brereton’s Holiday Jams 🎅😂

📝 YouTube Description: When your wallet’s empty but your spirit’s full — it’s time to sing Jingle Bills (Not Bells)! 🎸💳 This hilarious Christmas rock parody captures the chaos of being broke during the holidays — over-the-top vocals, melodic guitars, and a festive dose of laughter. Because even when the credit card declines… you can still dance to the beat of Christmas cheer! 🎧 Song style: comic opera rock, humorous Christmas, melodic rock, parody carol, festive atmosphere, lyrical humor. 🎄 Artist: Brereton’s Holiday Jams 💬 Theme: broke but merry, laughter through the holidays. If this made you laugh, don’t forget to like 👍, comment your favorite lyric, and subscribe for more funny holiday songs every week! 🎶 LYRICS: “Jingle Bills (Not Bells)” 🎅💸 [Intro — Spoken / Laughing] Ha ha ha! Oh, the holidays are here again... And so are my credit card statements! Hahahaha! Oh boy... [Verse 1] My rent is due on Christmas Eve, My wallet’s lost its will to breathe, I bought a sweater, lights, and pie, Now I can’t afford to say “hi!” [Verse 2] The gift list grew like Santa’s beard, My online cart just disappeared, The checkout said, “declined again,” Merry Christmas, my broke best friend! [Pre-Chorus] But I’ll keep singing, though I’m poor, Can’t buy gifts — but that’s what songs are for! [Chorus] 🎸 Jingle Bills! Not Bells, my dear, Debt collectors bring the cheer! Fa la la — the overdraft’s clear, Merry Christmas, I’m broke this year! [Verse 3] I wrapped some socks I found last spring, Pretending it’s a thoughtful thing, My cousin’s gift? A scented pen, And a coupon book from 2010! [Bridge — Half sung, half dramatic] Oh, Santa, please bring money down, I’m tired of this shopping town! Amazon keeps haunting me, With “Buy Now” — oh, let me be! [Chorus 2] 🎶 Jingle Bills! Not Bells again, My car won’t start, I missed the train, Snow is falling — my account’s in pain, But Merry Christmas all the same! [Outro — Spoken / Comedic] Ha ha ha... Oh well... At least I’ve got love... and leftovers. And debt... mostly debt. Merry Christmas! 🎄💸 #JingleBills #FunnyChristmasSong #ChristmasComedy #BreretonsHolidayJams #HolidayMusic #ComicOperaRock #ChristmasParody #FunnyHolidayMusic #ChristmasLaughs #HolidayCheer #ChristmasRock