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Deep warp breaths… deep warp breaths…" "Mastermind, mastermind, destiny in flames…" "The shoe was foreseen, the shoe was ordained…" "Don’t panic, me remember you’re the Changer of Fate!" "Changer of Fate! Changer of Fate!" Even if the portal grew legs, ran off, and now it’s late. "It was the plan, it was the plan!" Just say it’s intentional. Say it with confidence and flair. "Control is chaos, chaos is control!" Nothing screams “control” like pretending you meant that pile of mess over there. "I PLANNED IT TOTALLY!" "Totally planned, totally planned!" Yes I did, me! Stop doubting me internally! "Destiny! Destiny!" I PLANNED IT OBVIOUSLY! It’s not a mistake if I shout “DESTINY!” passionately! "Yes I did! Yes I did!" Even if the warp burped, exploded, and flipped its lid! "Chaos is order, order is chaos!" I PLANNED IT TOTALLY! (And if I didn’t… hush. We don’t question me.) The flaming tree eating daemons? That’s… new, but fine. "Forestry! Symbolism! Step 94!" Trees are strong… symbolic… part of the storyline! "Write it down, write it down!" I’m sure future me will figure out why that was smart Just scribble “Step 94: forestry” before I fall apart. And the feathers on fire? A metaphor for change! "Feathers burn, feathers burn, change is eternal!" Yes, yes fire, feathers, symbolism beautifully arranged! Ignore the daemon screaming in the background, that’s décor. "Screaming is scenery, scenery is screaming!" You didn’t lose control no you’re improvising lore. "I PLANNED IT TOTALLY!" Nothing says genius like convincing yourself mentally. "Absolutely! Absolutely!" I PLANNED IT ABSOLUTELY! Sure, the warp storm shaped like a duck was intentional artistry! "Duck storm! Duck storm! Divine design!" I planned it YES I DID! You hear that, me? Stop sweating existential squid! "Squid is destiny, destiny is squid!" I PLANNED IT TOTALLY! (Confidence is 90% of godhood… probably.) “It’s fine!” “It’s not!” “It IS! I’m a god!” “Then why is everything on warp-fire?!” “BECAUSE I WILLED IT!” “…Did you though?” “YES. MAYBE. LOOK, WE’RE VERY BUSY.” "Okay, okay new plan: pretend it was the plan!" "That’s always the plan!" "Therefore, it’s still the plan!" "I PLANNED IT TOTALLY!" See, me? Look at that confidence! Godlike! Sort of! Barely! "Confidence is destiny, destiny is confidence!" I PLANNED IT THEORETICALLY! Even if fate’s a knot and I’m tugging randomly! "Knots are fate, fate is knots!" I planned it YES I DID! Even if the plan just mutated, combusted, and slid! "Mutation is meaning, meaning is mutation!" I PLANNED IT TOTALLY! (And if I didn’t, well… future-me will fix it retroactively!)