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Never bored on the waters of the Anduin! Gollum follows with murderous intentions. Merry and Pippin eat blackthorn fruit and spend the evening liquefying over the railings. 💀🍇 Orcs shoot arrows to improve your dodging skills. And the best part? Even with a ranger, an elf, and a dwarf with dwarf's habit, you get shot like a white rabbit. 🏹🐇 Aragorn's tactics don't help when YOU'RE the target. On the waves of the Anduin, even Tom Bombadil wouldn't be serene. Gollum whispers "Precious..." beneath the boats, angry none drowned yet, so he spreads gossip through spiders and crows until an eagle eats the entire rumor mill. 🦅😂 Then the Fellowship decides to tackle Sarn Gebir rapids AT NIGHT with sleepy eyes. They row upstream like determined salmon while orcs switch from fishing to pigeon-hunting them. 🎯 But fate throws a natural twenty! Legolas uses his elven bow, their cloaks turn them into rocks, and the bald orcs scratch their heads wondering where everyone went. On the waters of the Anduin, no one ever rests. Friend or foe beneath the sky—everyone becomes french fries. 🍟💀 ❤️ Subscribe for chaotic river trips 👍 Like if you'd take rapids at night 💬 Worst travel decision ever? 📢 Share with natural 20 rollers LYRICS: Never bored on the waters of the Anduin. We have a Gollum and murderous intentions. Merry and Pippin, shaking the blackthorn trees... Sucking all fruit fibers and seeds. The first ones in distress in the evening Before liquefying over the railings. Not to mention the orcs, increasing your dodging skills. On the waters of Anduin, Even Pippin reins it in. With ranger, elf, and dwarf akin, Still arrows fly and nick your skin. Even with a ranger, an elf, and a dwarf with dwarf's habit You get shot like a white rabbit On the waves of the Anduin, Even Tom Bombadil is not serene Next night Gollum teased Frodo's dread, "Precious…" drifting beneath the spread. Angry none had drowned outright, He spread foul gossip through the night. Spiders whispered, crows took flight, Carrying rumors out of sight. An eagle swooped through morning shine, Feasting well on the fleeing line. On the waters of the Anduin It's your party from evening until soon in the morning Especially when you decide to show off and take on the rapids of Sarn Gebir at night With sleepy eyes as light In the galley, rowing hard against the current strong, Our muscles tightened as we forced ourselves along. Struggling upstream like determined salmon, Before the orcs — for we were targets — looked upon, Quit fishing lines and began their pigeon-hunt anon. Yet fate decided for us with a natural twenty thrown, Legolas took advantage of this to cast a chill with his new bow at last And thanks to our elven tunics, We became rocks and unik While stupide orcs, bald heads, scratched to the bone, Wondered in silence where we had all gone. On the waters of Anduin, No one ever rests within. Friend or foe beneath the sky Everyone becomes french fries #LOTR #Anduin #FellowshipChaos #SarnGebir #Gollum #Natural20 #DnDLOTR #FolkComedy #RiverJourney #FrenchFries #WhiteRabbit #MiddleEarth