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Thank you for watching :) I try to release all songs to streaming platforms ASAP. I use my savings to fund the publishing and distribution costs. So, if you can chip in and support my work, it will greatly help me: / grimdarktavern Apple Music: / grimdark-tavern If you enjoyed this Warhammer 40k music, drop me a Like. Also, please share this with your tribe. Subscribe for more awesome content! Stay Updated here: / @grimdarktavern Check out the Sisters of Battle playlist (mostly heavy metal music videos) here: • We Shall March! (Hymn of the Black Sepulch... Check out the Warhammer 40K playlist (also includes Various Artists) here: • Deus Vult! - Sisters of Battle | Warhammer... Lyrics: I just wanted breakfast, that’s all that I said Then I heard chanting from under my bed My toaster was gone, there were wires on the floor And a trail of incense smoke leading out the back door He said "Binary purity, Machine Spirit grace" Then vanished in steam with a metal-skulled face The Tech-Priest took my toaster But why?! Said it’s got a soul, not a breakfast roaster He plugged it in and it started to sing Now it leads sermons in a cogwheel ring He gave it a name and a tiny red robe It beeped once in joy as he lit a small strobe He upgraded its firmware with holy regret Now it prints out litanies instead of baguettes He said “Praise be to Omnissiah’s will!” Then scanned my fridge and declared it too chill The Tech-Priest took my toaster But why?! Now it's consecrated as a cogitator poster It won’t make toast but it blesses my bread Then sends servo-skulls to hover 'round my head He wired my sink and he blessed my chair My microwave now hums a Mechanicus prayer He painted red sigils on all of my stuff And told my air fryer it’s not worthy enough He said “Every appliance hides hidden design” Then gave my dishwasher a vox-singing spine The Tech-Priest took my toaster But why?! Now it's ranked above me on the Martian roster It’s got three arms and a holy decree And I need its permission just to make tea I tried to complain, but my door locked itself My broom joined a cult and marched off the shelf Now the toaster leads sermons at six every night On the sacred geometry of “toast done right” He said “This is the price of divine machine grace” Then baptized my coffee pot right in my face The Tech-Priest took my toaster But why?! Called it a relic and installed a bolter It won’t fit a toast now, but it scans my dreams And downloads hymns from the warp through beams He told me… the Machine Spirit was angry… because I used the defrost button. I didn’t know… I DIDN’T KNOW... And now my fridge is watching me. Oh, yeah! The Super-hot Tech-Priest took my toaster But why?! Oh, he called it a relic and installed a bolter It won’t fit a toast now, but it scans my dreams And downloads hymns from the warp through beams This music video was inspired by Warhammer 40k Darktide OST, Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader, and Warhammer 40k Space Marine 2 gameplay. Disclaimer: Warhammer and related trademarks are owned by Games Workshop. The lyrics, music, and artwork were created entirely by me and represent fan-made content, not official media. Advanced tools were utilized throughout the production process to refine, enhance, edit, and improve all aspects of the media presented. Whenever the help of AI was sought, every effort has been made to apply these technologies in an ethical and responsible manner. Thank You.