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Rock That Assessment - ("Thrift Shop" Parody)

McCombs Middle School in Des Moines, IA. Staff and students create a video to prepare for the Iowa Assessments. This is not an original song, the music is from the song "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore. The lyrics have been changed to highlight testing goals: CHORUS I'm gonna take some tests Only got 30 minutes to do it I, I, I'm fillin' Fillin' in some bubbles My score's gonna be awesome VERSE 1 Now, Walk up in the class like what up I got a number deuce I'm so pumped about some stuff at my school I say it's a sinch, it's oh so easy That people like, "Man, he's as smart as can be." Rollin' in, look at me, headin' to find my seat Test on my desk, sticker, so fresh and so clean Boys on my left, and girls to the right of me Pop rocks on their desks, those are killer treats hisssssssssssss Pshyah, they were 99 cents! Studied it, working it, bout to go and meet requirements Passing all of my classes that all the others are rocking in Yeah, me I won't be flunkin' I am stuntin' and starrin' and all the answers will come to mind, like a no brainer, sinch My principal has style, my principal has style No for real, my principal, they acting wild My calculator and some scratch paper Got a little while 'till I fill the first circle in Think the answer's c, I'll fill in the c Next answer's d, then I'll fill in b Hello, Hello, I'll ace it, mellow Einstein ain't got nothin on my IQ, well no I could take some high waters, make 'em cool, sell those Geeker heads will be like, "Aw, he got the cool clothes." CHORUS X2 VERSE 2 What you know about rockin' tests with your noggin? What you know, sho nuff about learnin' some? I'm digging, I'm digging I'm searching right through that knowledge One man's trial that's another man's triumph Thank your teacher For donating buckle-down work time 'Cause right now I'm up feelin' hurt, I'm I'm in the classroom you can find me in the (front row) I'm that, I'm that student Searchin' in that section (you know) Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy I'll take those textbooks from my teachers, second hand, I rock that assessment Highlighted vocab with some words on that assessment I hit the books and I studied for that assessment They be like, "Oh, that score - that's kinda tight" I'm like, "Yo, 100 percent right thur" Limited edition let's do some simple addition hundred percent for some hard work that's just reward for persistence I call that makin' progress towards my future I call that gettin' down to business, not a loser That score'll make you dough If you don't study hard you think your future'll be bright Well, well I bet it won't Cheat game, come take a look not the way to go If you don't keep your eyes on your own Then a pass you won't Then a pass you won't CHORUS BRIDGE I ate my tummies full I look incredible I'm gonna' pass this test Studies hard to meet our goal This test is federal Questions are creditable I got this number 2 From my teacher down that row CHORUS