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"Three Lions and a Turd" is a parody of the 1996 song "Three Lions (Football's Coming Home)” by Skinner, Baddiel & The Lightning Seeds:    • Baddiel & Skinner & Lightning Seeds - Thre...   I wrote it to ridicule the excessive optimism of the original song- as well as the '98 version, and the christmas one too- regarding the England national football team's chances of winning an international competition, as well as to mock the English FA and the England football team because they're crap, & haven't won anything in 60 years. In fact, this is a song born out of decades of frustration and failure, from the Maradona debacle of 1986 to the Southgate bottlejob of 2024. The song includes extracts of narrations of England matches by journalist and football commentator Mark Saggers, who I would personally like to thank for letting me use his voice :-) A less clean of this song can be found here:    • Three Lions and a Turd   LYRICS That boy Ronaldo makes England look crap My word how far short did England fall? Our reputation is as low as it gets right now We're bloody crap, we're bloody crap, we're bloody England's bloody crap... England collectively were a disgrace ...We're bloody crap, we're bloody... Come on England! Oh, Rubbish! RUBBISH! We're bloody crap, we're bloody, England's bloody crap We're bloody crap, we're bloody crap, we're bloody, England's bloody crap Every two years the same old song They say it's coming home I lost hope long ago 'Cos England's always thrown it away And our coaches are lame And the English FA are useless plonkers Three Lions and a turd Our Jules Rimet's gone rusty 60 years of hurt A nightmare for the country Skinner & Baddiel so full of hope I wonder what they smoke Do they think we're the GOATS? 'Cos I see Beckham act like a kid All the penalties missed Iceland takin' the piss out of the whole damn team of Three Lions and a turd Our Jules Rimet's gone rusty 60 years of hurt A nightmare for the country Come on! Yes! Yes! It's a goal! It's a goal! It's a goal! It's a goal! BOOOO! It's a goal And the next time we lose We'll sing the same bloody tune Oh, it's miles over the line! Oh, come on! We're bloody crap, we're bloody crap, we're bloody, England's... What are you doing, England? What are you doing? ...crap We're bloody crap, we're bloody, England's bloody crap We're bloody crap, we're bloody crap, we're bloody, England's bloody crap We're bloody crap... Three Lions and a turd Our Jules Rimet's gone rusty 60 years of hurt A nightmare for the country Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap... You're not fit to You're not fit to You're not fit to wear the shirt... ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS I would personally like to thank the following people for their contribution to this song: Mark Saggers, for allowing me to use his voice for the narrations Jane Saggers, for her advice and encouragement Agustín Portalo, for his help making the video (he plays an old Ian Broudie in the video & also recorded other outdoor scenes) Coronillas Football Club (Badajoz 1982), for participating in the "smartphone" scenes of the video The images of England players are from the celebrity England v World XI matches, taken from the "Soccer Aid for UNICEF" channel, which were originally published under a Creative Commons Attribution licence:    / @socceraidforunicef   Copyright Disclaimer under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976: "This song is a parody and is protected under the fair use doctrine. All copyrighted material is used in a transformative manner. Additionally, no other persons apart from Alan Smith Robertson (aka Grumpy Old Man) were involved in the writing process of any part of this parody song and are therefore not liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or special damages arising out of or in connection with its publication." #threelions #threelionsandaturd