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I Am the Living Weapon of the Marvel Universe

"You hitting me is just giving me experience points; you building weapons is just making snacks for me." Fang Tian woke up to find himself transported to the Marvel universe, bound to the Chaos Codex— he had refined himself into a magical treasure! From then on, his way of cultivation was anything but ordinary: ✅ Getting hit = leveling up (the stronger the opponent, the faster the gain) ✅ Eating things = leveling up (steel nails are crackers, bullets are candy with filling) ✅ Refining all things = leveling up (people, guns, lizard serum… everything is edible!) While others meditate and train, he picks fights with thugs: "Hit harder, punk! Did you skip breakfast?" While others scrimp and save, he storms hardware stores to buy five kilos of steel nails as snacks. The Hell’s Kitchen gang sprays him with submachine guns? He critiques while taking bullets: "Hmm, 9mm tastes better than 7.62." Spider-Man punches him out? He sheds tears of gratitude: "Parker, you're like a brother to me!" When he discovers that Lizard's tail can regenerate indefinitely, his eyes light up: "Isn't this a perpetual motion experience pack? Pluck one, it grows back, refine it, level up—repeat!" From street thugs, to crime bosses, to mutants, supervillains… everyone who tries to hurt him ends up as nourishment for his growth. Iron Man? Too expensive for his taste. Thor? His hammer isn’t as tasty as bullets. Hulk? By the time he transforms, his tail might already be gone. "I’m not a hero, nor a villain—I’m just a magical treasure trying to get a full meal." "But if anyone messes with me… sorry, you’ve just been added to my menu." PS：The creation of videos is the fruit of heart and passion, and your support serves as my driving force. If my channel brings you value and joy, please click subscribe and join me in exploring an abundance of exciting content together!