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The Cadets are BROKEN, and honestly, so are we after watching this pretentious, pseudo-deep mess. After weeks of this incoherent corporate Trek slop, I've discovered my pain threshold is god-tier, nothing is sacred anymore, and Klingons apparently aren't grizzled warriors—they're just fine chilling on a planet without hunting or repopulating. Who knew bravery meant NOT procreating? This week: Soaked Panties returns with a fancy new neuro-inhibitor (because ripping the last one off wasn't dramatic enough), Tilly (yes, THAT Tilly) turns trauma therapy into the healing power of... theater class? Dead Poets Society rip-off alert. Baby Lizzo glitches harder than ever (please let her die, show—be generous for once), Dr. Ballsack Head and Hyena Hair play family on a time-dilated planet, and the cadets get coddled through commie-feeling friendship lessons. Holograms are people too? [Buscemi voice] I'm a person too, pop. It's dragged-out, unfunny, emotionally flat, and full of plot holes you could fly the Enterprise through. Viewership's tanking (15 IMDb reviews today? Brutal), but I'm still here suffering for you. Are you still watching this trainwreck, or just here for the roasts? Drop your takes below—love the hate, hate the love. Two more episodes of this unholy abomination left... let's see if it redeems itself or just dies quietly. As always, keep watching movies. #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy #StarTrekAcademy #TrekReview #BadTrek #SFA #TheLifeOfTheStars (Pro tip: Timestamps if you add them: 0:00 Intro rant, 2:45 Plot breakdown, 10:20 Baby Lizzo meltdown, etc.) This version captures your raw, frustrated voice while being SEO-friendly (keywords like episode title, character nicknames, show tags) and encouraging comments/interaction. Feel free to tweak the nicknames or add links if you want!